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# OH HAI THERE INTERNET, I RE-INSTALLED MY TABLET AND DRAWED YOU A MONGTORTOISE


DO YOU HAVE ANY SHELLED CREATURES YOU WISH TO SHARE?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Mnnnnnngggggh!
Nice tortoise :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# WHAT DOES A TURTLES DICK LOOK LIKE???????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I am guessing a normal humans dick,
just more scaley.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# just like yours
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
# wow
turtle is hung
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hung like David Carradine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Perfectly cubic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# FINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# It's not every day I draw people muscles, you should feel honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I much prefer the dinosaurs

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# OH SO THE MUSCLE I DREW YOU ESPECIALLY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# it is good enough
But I prefer dinosaurs to shelled beasties
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
# NO
I'm shellfish

I should really pea:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# yeah i got one:
my dick
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4df_DbFzEM
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmh snails
nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Yes I do.

How was the Sheffield bash?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Haha fuck!
We got very drunk :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Ah, good. In the finest traditions of b3ta bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# is that the face of the iatola on that muscle?
so you have a link for the sauce?
([email protected], Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# This source?
www.mun.ca/biology/dinnes/Mussels/mussel.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# he has the body of a hot water bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I didn't think hot water bottles had bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ah but that's what I want them to think they want me to think!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# clever!
confuse the little rubber fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I'll give them a rubber stopper and a fluffy bag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hehe
cute little fella ain't he :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Watch out, he'll dribble tortoise shit all over you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Takes a few steps back
and puts some news paper down
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# aw, he's lovely!
er, I've got this, which has been mistaken for a snail
Beakmonster2
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Evil beak thing is evil
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# He hassn't got a leg to stand on when it comes to elbows
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# That's a point
Yes I have! I have this:

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Gentleman.
Where was yous the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# What yemen said!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Egad
I did say 'probably' not definitely. The party I was off to got brought forward so I didn't have time to pop in. Sorry! I'll make it next time. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I did end up back in Sheffield
About 1 in the morning, and I did start walking in the direction of the Howard before realising you'd probably all gone home a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Aw bless 'im. :D
Have a terror-pin. :D

(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# A redex? thanks :D
Edit: Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Redex? I didn't see a redex. You must be seeing things.
You're crazy.

Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# He's lovely.
*Sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I say, I say, I say
There's a turtle in my biscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Im sorry, he may be there a while, he's a tad slow...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# oh hai

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# OH HAI
Does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I believe it does
But charges a bloody fortune, puts all the tiles on wonky, and takes months to finish even the most basic of jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# this one does
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# easter egg shell
yum yum
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)