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[challenge entry] The only app to have

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(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# and some toap
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# ROFL!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# +1 for effort
but this challenege is really putting me off b3ta :(

Iphone LOLZ
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# cheer up Ad7
Just pretend you have a client whose Corporate Colour is 807U

and insists on 14 shade revisions


then goes back to option 1
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Extra points if their only response to anything you send over is
"Hmmmm I'm not sure...."
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# "Like this... but different"
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# "I don't know what I want...but it's not that"
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# "I can't remember what we've changed now, can I see the first proofs again?"
Well no because

1) You scribbled all over them in black pen
2) If you're looking at this now and can't see anything wrong with it, then why do you need to see the FIRST TO CHANGE IT AGAIN!!?!?!
3) aaaaaaAGRHHHHHHHHHH *bang*
4) P.45
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# "I liked it on my screen and the proof you sent over.
But now we've printed 20,000 of them I'm not so sure....

....what can we do about it"
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
#
"Hi there. I'm 'A Client', you may remember me from such exciting events as 'That Project Where I Pissed Around For 8 Weeks With The Design Resulting In You Not Getting Paid For Ages' and 'That Other Project Where I Was A Cunt'. I was just wondering if you could do me a tiny favour and completely rework everything you've already done for me with no charge because my wife says the colours look 'A Bit Sinister'"
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I swear we work for the same company you know
I love the way they don't understand the U stands for uncoated and spend ages going through the pantone book looking for it.

Er, you're down in the coated section...
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# *space for 'gets coat' pun here*
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ha ha, this is the total story of my fucking life.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# I'll see your 807U and raise you 485U
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I always add a few obvious mistakes to anything I do
To draw customers from asking for changes to things that are better left alone.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# "Why have you covered this
part of the design in crabs and other assorted sealife"?
"Oh, I'll get that sorted asap. No worries, sir! Will that be all now"
"Erm... (looks again at the sharp, beady eyes of a crab) Yes. Yes I believe it is"

GOOD TACTIC MAN
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# There are always some customers that end up liking the crabs and then you're stuck with them
this must be why I'm seeing so many crab designs lately
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# This is always a good idea
we call it 'loose change' over here
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I'm SO going to do this from now on
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# ^ NICE!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)