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# On the news that he won't be being buried with his brain...
What other body parts are they going to miss out?
Photobucket
(Vaguely topical pearoast)
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahahah
when his body is decomposed, his skeleton and nose will still be there

ooh, there's a good one for a photoshop... any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Your mum?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# lolwut
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I SAID YOUR MUM!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# He wont decompose.
He will be comparable to a plastic bag, take 10,000 years, and the 'future' time team will think thats what we all looked like back in them days.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Wow! His nose actually had being of it's own
I spotted some geezer at work this afternoon:

Edit: Removed

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# i recognise anton rogers
but is that tom conti's dad with him?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hah!
Lord Paul, he's exceedingly wealthy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# also, what the fuck is this 'jacket and shirt, but no tie' bollocks?
either smart, or casual, you fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# He seems to be playing pocket billards as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ^^This in bloody spades
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ^ this.
Until it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Damn right, if he had a superfluous strip of cloth tied round his neck Britian wouldn't be in a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I MEAN HE'S SHOWING HIS SHIRT BUTTONS FOR CRISSAKES
HOW CAN HE FUCNTION?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# if he can't fucking dress himself
i question his ability to run a fucking country
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# In the current political climate I doubt he wanted to give anyone a premade noose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Ha!
It'd still look better than a length of hemp rope. On most people, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Thank god you agree.
Now, let's sort this country out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Now if he wore a full waistcoat/pocketwatch/cravat/hat ensemble then he could get Britian going again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# YES!
This is the sort of thing that makes trains run on time. Sloppy clothing = sloppy workers.
Police tunics replaced with jumpers? Railway guards without hats? Doctors wearing those scrubs things instead of white lab coats? This is why we're a mess.
A BETTER BRITAIN THROUGH SARTORIAL WELLBEING!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Quick
Someone Photoshop some ties in! :o
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# If only you had a gun with you instead of a camera :)
Nice shot sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I see no reason why they can't be combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Are you stalking him?
or is it the other way round ;)
edit why does he always look so down at heal...c'mon I want a sharp suited looker in the top post, lets have glam and dandy at no10
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# It's not like Brown has anything else to do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# My 70-200 f/2.8 with an extender tube
His body guards sussed me out immediately and words were said

then by me, more or less informing them "I work here and wouldn't you have taken the same shot if you had the kit to do so in your boots, pal"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# that's you on the list then
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I live for danger
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# guess I'm on the list too
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# is it britney spears?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Close dude
and sorry about yesterday, the car was rammed, it was all a bit manic mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# no worries sir
that's the joy of playing it by ear, i just sat by the phone waiting all day and cried myself to sleep, trust you had a good'n. new cats?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# No one new yet
and all of them were completely wiped out by the heat, so spent most of the time chatting with Terry. Darren gave a word on his radio show this morning, bless his cotton socks, i'll plan it better next time which should be very soon, like weeks; we want to be there either first thing in the morning, or at dusk to get a different perspective with the cats; possibly over night, if you're interested
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# sounds good to me
if not a little scary
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# It is quite lively at night according to Terry
nocturnal snarls and growls throughout the night, nothing like a few beers can't cope with, and a few carefully positioned tripods here and there to record it all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# and sweet tea
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Which I shall be drinking lots of tomorrow
there is a big press conference happening tomorrow with Sir David I have been asked to go to, involving something along the lines of the extinction of corals or something in the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# You mean this guy?

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# nice shot sir :)
I would have taken the opportunity to post a recent Meerkat pic for you,
but b3tards seems to be playing up, and b3ta's own hosting isn't working this weekend, so bah!

have a link instead...

Simples!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# That is simply spectacular
What was the gear you shot that on?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Sony Alpha 350
Old Minolta 'Beercan' lens, 2x teleconverter @ 210mm f5.6
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# At 5.6 that is simply bonkers
quite a lens mate, and some nifty handling to be fair, that friend of yours left you quite a little gold mine; which only goes to show it's the glass which is your real investment given bodies come and go
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# To be fair, the beercan is a miracle of a lens.
There's very little I like shooting that it doesn't cover :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Quite a lens:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minolta_AF_70-210mm_f/4_lens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Woo!
The set-up I'm aiming for! I have the lens and converter, now I just need the bloody camera body.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# that's a lovely shot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Thats an ace pic.
Ive never managed to get as good a one as that.
Some of my Zoo pics here.
(although next to yours and Capt Big Cat up theres pics, they look a little ropey)
www.flickr.com/photos/l4nc/sets/72157602550764276/
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# they're ace pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Is that Britney?!
EDIT: Yays. My mowed bretheren in the foreground there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# This is awesome
the one-eyed Scottish twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# the best camera
is the one that's with you :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Good thing I always travel with two ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# nice shirt :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Yays
Domestic in the room above me. Girlfriend put the guy's head through the window, people on the pavement very lucky no one was walking underneath!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I've come here cause /talk is borked
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
#
borked boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
#
borked full of cunts
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)