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# 13 and a half!!! (sig)
Blimeh!!!

Nothing left to hug!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# oh, there's still plenty to hug
i could have been dawn french's body double ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# can I have some weight please?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# you can have a tit
they're starting to look like spaniel's ears anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# cor! I can be MONOTIT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# pfff
you're making me think of kung pow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# i'll see you in the sequel
sequel, sequel, sequel......
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# it's betty, you son of a pig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# neyeh! neheheheh!
it's the silly noises that get me in that film. i've got a dead sofisticated sense of humour like that.

*squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak, *squeak.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# i just love the weird noise that woman makes
kind of like "quaaaaaaghhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# yes, that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I read the second part of that and my brain kept on putting the word bloody in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# bloody
as in beating her to a pulp?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# can be if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# nah
i quite like her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# *LOL tells Lasist joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# do you use a spade to dig up your garden...?
...now you supply the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# *tells lasist punchline*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That is a fuckload of weight to lose, girl.
I only weigh 16.5
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# i was almost at 30
after nearly 20 years of illness, frequent hospitalisation and a fuckload of laziness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# well done anyway
I need to lose some too. Have you got a cunning plan that works, or is it healthy diet and regular exercise?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# cheating
i got a gastric bypass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# do want*
*not really justifiable, I'm only 19 stone 7 and as a 6'3" man, that's just me being lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# try this:
breakfast:
1 slice of toast, thinly buttered
cup of tea/coffe, substitute sweeteners for sugar
apple or orange

lunch:
1 egg, scrambled on 1 slice of thinly buttered toast

dinner:
1 medium bowl of soup*
1 slice of medium white bread.

this should help you drop a bit of weight if you really want to!

*soup is made by putting 1 ham hock, 3 tins of carrots and 1 bag of red lentils in a large pan of water, bringing to the boil, then simmering for 1 hour. take the hock ot, remove all fat, shred meat, put meat back into the soup and blend.
delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# tins of carrots? carrots come in tins?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# they do
when this year's crop went tits up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# try
chewing every mouthful at least 20 times, and putting your knife and fork / whatever down between each mouthful.
sounds silly, but it really does work to make you feel more satisfied on less food.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Bravo!
Much kudos for having the balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# She lost 4lbs whipping them off!!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Arf arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# naughty person!
you know i had them made into earrings!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Sorry hun!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# heheh
if i made earrings out of my ex's balls, they'd be studs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# When you've lost all the weight
do you have to get the operation reversed?
And does having a gastric bypass mean you can eat loads but nothing goes into your stomach? If so, erm, how does the food get out?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# It comes out of your ears
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# the bypass is non-reversible
they remove 3/4 of your stomach and about 6 feet of intestines. you can only eat very small amounts, but you don't get hungry. for the first 3 months, i was on jars of baby food.
small jars.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Ohhhh I see
But shirley once you've reached your goal weight you will still keep losing weight if you can only eat tiny amounts?
But most importantly, the 6 feet of intestines, did they give it back to you in a jar?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# no
and i asked, too.
my weight will eventually level out as my stomach will stretch a bit to fit more in. my mate's mum had it done, she's put a stone back on from drinking and eating junk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Well, good luck with the final push!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# thanks :)
i'm looking forward to the tummy tuck, that will get rid of all this flobbly skin! you know when you first tip a tin of condensed chicken soup into the pan? well, that's what my stomach looks like right now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I just
had the gastric band op.
lost 2 stone on my own while i was waiting; then thanks to the pre-op diet i've lost another 1 and a half stone in just under 3 weeks.
Am already feeling lots better - though i have a fair way to go!
well done for your slimmicity! *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# you're doing the liver reduction diet?
i don't envy you, i bloody hated it! it's been almost a year, i still can't face jelly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# i did it for 10 days and lost 8 kilos!
had my op on the weds before last and have lost another 6 kilos since.
the rules have changed slightly on the liver-reduction diet - now they stress fat-free over liquid-only - so you're still 'allowed' solid foods as long as they're hyper-lowfat.
I still did a whole 3 days of liquid-only just to be sure - and yes - i'm fucking SICK of jelly and yoghurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# did you try the swiss vegetable bouillon?
i love that stuff! it will be a year for me on the 24th
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# i pretty much
lived off Knorr Chicken Noodle packet soups [only 0.6% fat!] and Muller Light fat-free yoghurts for the liquid-only days. and white fish baked in rye breadcrumbs for the solidfood days.
you've done fantastically well - i bet you feels tonnes better than before you had it done!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# definitely!
although i'm losing a fortune in clothes! i had to do the liquid and jelly only for 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# ah, the gastric band
support group thinger in my area has an awesome clothes-swap thing
where you take in clothes you've slimmed out of, and you can pick up clothes in your size for free. they have tones of awesome stuff, most of it barely-worn because people are losing weight so fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# there's nothing like that around here
despite the fact that this place is heaving with fatties :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# That seems like such a good option as it's less intrusive and it's adjustable
but by feck, these types of operations are expensive.
Mind you, all private operations are expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# NHS FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# i think it's about
seven grand if you go private, yeah.
Plus any aftercare beyond the package you buy, and anything like skin removal and face/boob lifts.
gets pretty costly [but then, so is a funeral and i know which i'd prefer to spend the money on]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# if i lost that much
i'd weigh be about negative 4 stone. i'd float like a helium baloon.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# that sounds fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)