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# it's not just rowing he's into...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I miss him
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# freebase IS klatu!
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I thought he'd been retired?
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I made him, I can destroy him if I wish
which I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I wonder if he's replied to the dayshifts messages telling him that he's famous on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# aaaggghhh fuck is that what happened
 
I've been a little afraid to dig around in the archives and find out
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I think Spunky McPunk was the first to message him, via facebook
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I wonder if I'll ever receive an email saying "remove my image"
cos I left my email address in my profile under the freebase pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# yeah I just found that thread
July 6th, shortly after I went home for the night

..arse
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# You didn't make him
stick figure ninja found the picture

i named him

mofaha and you both fixed the picture at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# but everyone seems to be using the version I modified
so :P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I use the one I MADE MYSELF
 
so sit on it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
# this argument is important.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# B3tans argue over random photo found on internets -
- sense of self-worth on the line.

Hold the front page...

As a dedicated lurker of many years I find the obsession with who 'owns' freebase very odd. It isn't like the puictures are even amusing. The weeping and gnashing of teeth when he was contacted was embarrassing to witness.

/relurks after having made vague point
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# haha
no one owns memes. not even chump manbear was a one-man effort.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# it's pathetic
especially the whole "it's all dayshifts fault wa wa waah"


yea it's our fault they started stalking the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
# *sits on Rapitinui*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Not everyone.

For the open mouth I use my mirrored one for a more Snarnish look.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
# It's like a row'ed accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
tj: i just got sent this on a dating site...

Good Evening,
how are you?
Please forgive me if this is not your scene at all, but do you enjoy playing with unusual and exotic yet deliciously tactile items?
I have a suggestion you might find arousing...would you like to hear? Even if its only to laugh at it?
Ps. you have a wonderful womanly effulgence about you... :)


how the cunting fuck do i reply to that, any idea?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# do you effulge?
i'd take that.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# like a radiator!
haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# blimey!
there's your answer.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha,
i have the giggles for no reason at all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# that's your wonderful womanly effulgence surfacing.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# hahaha. it's just so creepily tacted on to the end of it. it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# my favourite tacked on note
aside from any p.s. is a note my my friend tacked on to a banal letter he was asked to deliver to a third party about meeting times. He simply added p.s. i like your breasts.

It still destroys me on a daily basis. I mentally append this to pretty much every note I write.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# just say
if it's anything to do with ramming a greased papaya up your mimsy, you're not interested.
finish with fuck off, you perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# "How long is yours?"
if you want a no nosense reply
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# hahah i'm so tempted to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Dear Redsushi,
Firstly, many kind thanks for this striking message you have bestowed upon me. It gives me great pleasure to report that I, too, have a love for the exotic yet deliciously tactile items. Put stuff in me.

Sincerely yours, Amy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# It's your first encounter - it's best to be formal about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# don't want to give it away all up front.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Dude, real names on internet = not cool.
Maybe you should read the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)
# my name's really olive..but sssh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# looking for your Popeye ?
/grabs a can of spinach
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# more on the buses than popeye
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Fuck off, Jack.
Fuuuuuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Oh man this is terrible business.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Lets not fight. It's upsetting me, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Plus like 50% of b3ta's membership is named Dave
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Tell him that you're a big fan of Lorena Bobbitt...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Ask him about it.
If you're definately not interested, lead him on because we always like to read the crazy bizarre emails of a sexual nature.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# reply thus
"In how many different geographical locations will forensics find my [insert favorite genetalia here]?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)