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# I made a thing
I think it wants to be friends

quickie youpube render of a dancing virus blob thing
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Squidly!
Very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# EELS!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# vaughan oliver appoves?
i'm suitably impressed
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# What are you doing up at this time?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Got up for my bath a bit early
Feeling iffy. Iffy not best pleased ;)

Back to bed I think. See you at 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I think I'll be at the pub by then...
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
#
Well staple eels to my underpants and call me an artist...
(xixax, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Well this sure turns me the fuck on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Huh. Unexpected quasi mind piss.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# There's no place like home....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
# HE IS WEARING THE SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# And I fucking like them too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
# WEAR THE MAKEUP THAT GOES WITH THE HAT AND THE SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# you draw them,
i'll wear them.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Those shoes match my gash
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Decoratorslols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Paint me a cayke
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# No.
Make me a cake,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I'll fake you a cake in a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
#


Click for bigger (337 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
QUICK! GET ME THE THISTLE WHISTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Harness their power!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Are they red cowboy boots?
Are you sure he can "pull them off"?
(I helped save b3ta! Posh Girl apparently, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# That was a bit "tongue" in cheek!
Pun's should come from the "Sole"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)
# This grapes my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Tropical Tiger fish!


Edit: In other news; I just applied for a place in One & Other
www.oneandother.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# That book is lolboring.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I was thinking I'd put a velvet rope around the plinth and stand in the
middle with a fake boner.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I check it every now and again and it's usually some twat taking photos.
There was a proposal on there the other day, which was dreadful.

What will you do?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I hope it's a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# see above.
That's only my first genuine idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Please don't do something like this:
William, a company director from Totnes. He said: "I'd like to do
something that connects the people who are around the plinth, (and
online) with the person on the plinth (me), and makes the whole
experience more of a community one. So I'll be throwing tennis balls,
with the idea of exploring the challenges climate change and peak oil
confront us with, as well as flagging up the opportunities these
changes offer."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I am too selfish, lazy and ignorant to do something of that nature
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# there is some person reading a book
on a plinth?

is this art?

what the fuck?

I am confused!

edit: I just heard the most mong sounding mong ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Stick around till 2 and there will be someone else doing something tedious on there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# "stop being selfish"
I don't know who is more mentally ill

the reader of the book

the shouting inbred audience

or me for watching this fucking mongery

edit: haha, the dude with the "selfish" is super-mong powered :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# "WAT U READNG?!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
# haha
he's got a right comedy london accent innit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# you'll be hooked now, wondering why you're watching some silly
bint reading a library book.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# haha
right now, someone is wanking to this

PONDER THAT, HUMAN

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I'm tempted to see if I could.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hahahaha
you win 1(one) internet.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# And then send her a video of me trying to wank over her on a plinth reading a library book.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# plinthwank
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Maybe I could drink a litre of my own semen on there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Babylon 5 : Vorlon spaceship!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# vorlon spaceship orgy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
# mmmm
it's all sexy bits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# WHOAH!
*befriends
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
# looks a bit like i would imagine my lung might look like
super duper
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)