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# Hello b3ta! I've made a robot!




His name's Colin.

He doesn't do a lot. But he can tell how far away things are, and so avoid objects and navigate around.

apols for the RPS
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Nicely done.
And his head reminds me of Johnny 5, which is an added bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# The bottom of the extendable bit on a Henry hoover looks like Johnny 5 aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# BEEP BEEP TOOT!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# WARNING...WARNING...
...FIRE HYDRANT AT 25 FEET... WARNING!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# is he programmed to destroy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# He is. Although he has no weapons.
But he did manage to link up to the printer and print out an insulting message.

/lies
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# O Hai Colin :D
*hands dust-pan and brush*

Now get to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# cool
although he does need an r2d2 suit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You have saved us all from certain destruction
with the addition of the big reset button. Any nonsense from this little blighter and he gets his memory wiped.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Haha, yes.
A lot of science fiction films could have been solved with that addition...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Uh-oh!! It will all end in tears...
I suspect we'll be seeing your name on the front page of
the nationals in the future: DERANGED 'MAD ENGINEER' UNLEASHES ROBOTIC ARMIES ;)

Top SCIENCEs, sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# It's not me you should be worried about.
There's a guy on YouTube building a giant robotic spider!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I effing love this!
It's cute and able to kill!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# You should give him a knife
And make him stab things that move. For burglars and stuff. That couldn't possible go wrong.
(Peter_G, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I was actually thinking about doing this...
Well, not stabbing them. Just beeping a bit when he sees people. But I'm not sure how I'd detect movement, 'cause he rocks about a bit when he's moving, bless 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# It's the robot from Short Circuit!
And Short Circuit 2, of course.
(DevinDerga Signer of board messages!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Woo, robots \o/
I made a robot once. Can't remember it's name but it had big teef and liked to sort things.
Did you man up and do it in assembly, or wimp out and use c? =P
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# It's using a simple language called Picaxe.
It's pretty simple, so I guess that counts as wimping out. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Your bot is awesome :)
Looks a lot more happy than mine...



(I didn't build it all myself - I did software myself and help design the rest)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah, but what is your bot going to do with those carrots and father christmas? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# father christmas
is driving. The carrots are fuel, duh. It delivers presents
(starts just after 2:15)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# That's impressive!
Nicely done. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I love him more than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# more than chocolate and booze?
I have both, and an animation waiting to be posted, and Fat Princess on the PS3 to play :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You are Lord of the Stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# OOOOHHH!
PICAXE, eh? I've done a bit of that. Might have a go at making this robot myself. Excellent. Put a webcam and remote control on him.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)