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# Gandalf kicks arse in the latest Harry Potter film
He's ditched the hobbits and is now chucking fire spells around.
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# Who would win in a fight
Gandalf or Dumbledore?

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# Wizbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)
# *ha-ha's this-a-ways* then *ha-ha's that-a-ways*
my, oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ......WELL THANK YOU!
Thank you very fucking much! I mean I really wanted that flaming song running round my head for the rest of the day/week.
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# well, you could counter it by singing the Poddington Peas theme tune...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I know not of the peas of poddington?
goes to Youtube
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# :O
(Astrid, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
# or The Flumps
right catchy, that is.
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# What about Dobby Vs Gollum?
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# Gandalf would pump Dumbledore....

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# What about if Dumbledore was allowed help from Fawkes the Phoenix
and the Sword of Griffindor?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Gandalf would still pump Dumbledore


up the bum..twice
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# What about if.....

 

...oh fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# and Dumbledore would like it


.... so I've heard....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Who would win in a fight
let's include all 3 greats......Gandalf, Dumbledore and Paul Daniels
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I can imagine the scene
Paul Daniels standing over the charred and broken corpses of Gandalf and Dumbledore. With angry, burning eyes he looks down at the bodies and proclaims, "Now THAT's magic."
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# He likes it
but not alot
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# Ha !
great
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# "Pick a card, any card - it'll be the last card you EVER pick....."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# but Gandalf IS Paul daniels
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# Or....
Is Paul Daniels Gandalf ?

YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSSS (not a lot)
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# Naked Obama with a broadsword vs. RoboCop
Assuming both have equal access to unicorns.
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# Draw
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# Ace.
I wish to see this fillum. Needs more bombs and tits.
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# I'd rewrite the you-know-what scene though
Make it more "had to be done for the greater good".
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