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# Seam Me Up Scotty
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Dara O'Brien
*shudders*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHM
EEEEHHHHHHHM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# exactly!!!!! the fat headed bastard.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I like Dara.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Graham Norton does the same EHHHHM EEEEEHHHM thing
They both get on my udders by doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha what
is there no comedian that has people not hating them
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# EHHHMM....
Probably not. Except Alan Carr - everyone loves Alan, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# someone's probably going to call him a cunt and hope for him to die any moment now
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE, THESE FUCKERS WHO TRY TO MAKE US LAUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
I hate you, I hate you sooo much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Harsh, and I see your point, but...
...well, he did pick on one of the few 'comedians' I'd happily bitchslap
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# join the queue co-pres
I'd bitchslap that annoying poor man's Julian Clary into next year
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Co-pres!
How's it going :D

Coming to Derby this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# It goes well, danke frau Präsident.
How's tricks in your neck of the woods?

stranger things have happened. we'll have to wait and see
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Not too bad
Still stuck in a VERY shit job that is doing very little for my mental health, y'know, other than shock it to hell ;)

But at least I have a job, and I'm also with one of* the finest men know to have crossed the Jessie radar.

Please make it to Derby, I must have mentioned before that I'd buy you alcohol (even though you're blatently underage).

*I'm just trying to spare blushes, no one beats him on my radar except characters- and we make those what we want, and rarely what they are ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Be glad you have a job.
I have to hide in the zoo till after dark then eat from the tortoise enclosure. They're the only ones I'm able to out-pace. Make good soup though.

admit it, you don't really want me to come to derby - then prof would be the second finest man you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# is he the one with the posture like a goose?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# If anyone ever deserved Bad Aids
It's that Twunt !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Well, I would quite happily live inside a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Stephen Fry is pretty well loved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I don't love him
He's a big too smug for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Up the bum bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I do believe that is how "the gays" do things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Not all of them...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# How do the others manage then?
Mutual fellatio?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# If you're asking, sure, why not
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahah
I can remember a discussion a few years ago with my (gay) mate, I happened to mention that I didn't really class oral as sex, just another (albeit advanced) form of foreplay. He was horrified.

There's just no need to exclude options apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah
but people write erotic fanfiction about him, so he's gone too far the other way - being so universally loved that some people love him too much
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# How can someone eroticise that man?
He's about as sexual as yellowed lace curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# he worked with hugh laurie a lot so that makes him his boyfriend
that's how it works
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# CHECK FOR LUPUS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# lee mack is a funny bastard, he blends old style comedy with new nicley, but his sketch show and not going out sucked
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I quite enjoyed Not Going Out
made a change to have jokes in a sit com. Yes, I'm looking at you Gavin and Stacey.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# *molests*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
How's you doing there, sexy fella? You're looking all tanned and muscular from working out in the fields I see
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# *flexes*
Whya thangyoo sir!

How you doin'?

(I'm grand, ta!)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I'm ok fanks
I so want this week to be over - then off to Bavaria again for lovely beers and meats
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# *friendly jealouses*


Also- *customary running glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# \o/
Your cows need their tits squeezing, baby ;) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Moooo...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *attends to*

um...isn't this why we decided not to be on the board at the same time anymore? It took weeks to get the smell of sick out of the board last time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Nannies you mean?
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# You entertaining sexy nannies again? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Nicely done
Love the ginger Frankie
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# That is rather smashing.
I am not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hugh there looks particularly chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# He just scored another voiceover
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# YES!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha
Dara is actually a Leprachaun.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Its Hitler Jim, but not as we know it
(Fon Repeat until funny, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)