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# all rise
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# you might enjoy this
A woman's marrying a fairground ride. bit.ly/Sq102

Neil Gaiman has this to say: It's either beautiful or the stupidest thing I've read today
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Was he reading Neverwhere?
Oh okay, the article.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# haha =D
Neverwhere _was_ beautiful though.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# No, she is not.
She is mentally disturbed and needs help.

FFS.

Next up - "I'm a frog trapped in a bear trapped in a hot air balloon trapped in a fridge trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body."

/gives up on humanity
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# If this is remotely a real condition, the story certainly makes me feel better about my sordid series of one night stands with kleenex boxes
edit: good god
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I think they're on to something there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# she's supposed to be a woman? no offence, but no wonder she's marrying a ride...
edit, ok that is a really cuntish thing for me to say, but to hell with it, I'm still going to say it and remain a chauvinistic prick :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# to be honest i think everyone who looks at that story is thinking much the same way
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I wonder where they'll go on honeymoon

FFS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Disneyland?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# wouldn't that technically be cheating? "Babe, I don't want you riding on the teacups again, it's hardly appropriate...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Discrimination from employers? This is something she announces to everyone is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# She's a church organist?
So American churches think abortion is wrong, same-sex marriages are wrong and God hates fags.

But marrying a rollercoaster... fucking go for it, girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yay for object sexuality :)
best of all the paraphilias, I think Frau Berliner-Mauer's website is one of the greatest reads on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# My husband's job was to divide East and West Berlin. He is retired now.
Best. Sentence. On. The. Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *agrees*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Indeed

My wife's job is to get sliced up and being used as pizza toppings and caprese sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# okay, just don't hurt me
*hears whip cracking*
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# No - sorry - that's just my hip.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Fears immensly
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Don't worry - it's hardly killed anyone recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# But, but it's.... Touching me!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That's not my hip.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Pffft
Elderly sexing problems.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Best of all the reality TV shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# YES
with an audience of teens, strapped down and forced to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahah, bloody hell, that's outstanding and just a bit too creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Frank in drag?
Where's Donnie?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# A work of beauty. Fact.
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I know her, nice lass once you look past the tetris lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Excellent
More please.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)