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# spang
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Now I'm no techy
But isn't that an IP?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# That is not what a URL is.
But you still get a woo and a click.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# IP, WOOO, IP, GOOOOOOO IP
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# MAN I HERD MY HOUSE IS PROJECTING MY STREET ADRESS TO EVERYONE
HOW DO I PROTECT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# WAT U HAV TO DO IS FIREWALL UR HOUSE WIF PETRIL AND MATCHES.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# buy a dog
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# no i mean i live a few floors up
i close the curtains though don't get me wrong
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# i watch you
i see nothing worth reporting to base camp. stand easy.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# the building that could see me got knocked down
now i have drillings for new carparks.

THANKS, BITHC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# send cash.
i own a MERCEDES.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# maybe shutup and come to AUSTRALIA
then we CAN TALK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# haha i am next year.
hide. hide now.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I AM COMING FOR YOUUUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# SOOOOOO ROMANTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# ALLLL NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# IN BEDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# TWO LOVERS IN A SCENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I LOVE YOU LIBRARIAN GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# lady, i only love liberian girls because they are skinny and grateful
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# im hugely obese and arrogant
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# don't let me hold you back
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# hold me. hold me now.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# no you are in another country and that is just plain creepy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# ive got like, two tits
and stuff. and hair and shit. how is THAT creepy?
oh man were totally making the screen scroll here
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# AHA I HAV UR IP ADRESS AND WIL HACK U
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# how do i stop projecting my street adress
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# tall shrubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# no i live in an apartment doovie
no trees on my street, no sirree
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Paint a redex onto the outside of your apartment building and people will think it doesn't exist
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# that sounds like some sort of retarded fantasy world idea
why would you pretend that stupid things could be real
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# tell that to the people taking photos of platform 11 1/2 at kings cross station.
AND GETTING IN MY FUCKING WAY IN THE PROCESS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I have a patent for a pedestrian horn (absolutely true)
my main obstacle is that i can't find a way to stop it being a "potential nuisance".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# i mean really, if someone can come up with a noise that hasn't already been copyrighted
and triggers an alert sense without being obnoxious, please let me know - there is genuine money in it for you if you can do it my friends
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# A low growl
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# a low growl would get obnoxious if people heard it in the morning on a train
maybe this is the idea i should push:

do a nice sounds that alerts you but doesn't harsh you out in the morning on a train.

DO IT AND GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# por watr in2 ur moniter
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# no dude irts a laptop
that will durt my dardhruve
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# My name is IP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# S P A N G !
My mum is coming to get you!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# MY NAME IS 213.52.22?
I DON'T GET IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# IT IS YOUR STREET ADDRESS
YOUR HOUSE BROADCASTING YOUR STREET ADDRESS

SECURE THAT SHIT, HUDSON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# UNFORTUNATELY YOU ONLY HAVE TO LOOK AT MY HOUSE TO KNOW THE STREET ADDRESS
BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS RESIDENT HAD THE NUMBER FIXED TO THE DOOR WE TRIED TO REMOVE IT BUT IT IS MYSTERIOUSLY SCREWED ON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# MAN I GOT THIS COOL FELT APPLICATION
IT GOES OVER MY MAILBOX AND ALSO IT FEELS ALL NICE AND SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# NOT EVEN THE MAILGUY KNOWS MY NUMBER MAAAAAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# This is what they want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# YEAH I HEARD YOU NEED TO LINE IT WITH LEAD BECAUSE OF XRAYS
ALSO YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT BECAUSE FELT HAS BEEN SHOWN TO CAUSE VERTIGO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# MAN I ALREADY HAD TO HARSH MY NEIGHBOURS INTO HARSHING THEIR NEIGHBOURS INTO DOING IT TOO
this is really becomong quite difficult
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Class C
No new compo yet then?

Edit: The internets are under attack, it seems that banner adverts have took a leaf out of Cyberdyne's book, they are fucking everywhere!

Run for your lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)