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# *Legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# The old ones, are indeed the old ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Heard it before, but I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahha! Dear oh dear....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# pfft
I think I have a psychic stalker...

he's always one step ahead of me.

Edit: also, moths aren't attract by lights, they use the moon's beams to navigate, since at such a distance the moonbeams are almost straight. When there is an artificial source of light, they become very confused, as the light beams are curvier, causing them to fly in ever decreasing circles until they dunt off the lightbulb/get fatally burnt on the candle and etc and yadda and that.

/mothpedant
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# Hahahahah...
What do soldiers get when they leave the Army?....




...Apension!!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Have you been listening to Chris Evans on Radio 2?
he was coming out with all of these last week :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Guilty as charged!
You can't beat a bit of Tommy Cooper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# sadly, not all of those were original Cooper gags :(
but well remembered that man

/has warmed to Evans over the past year, it's quite a good show
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Me too!
He was a bit up himself' on Radio 1 but he has mellowed somewhat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# pfft
I went to the newsagent and asked: "You got the latest issue of the Psychic Times in mate?"

He replied: "You tell me."
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# "light beams are curvier"
lolwut?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# due to the proximity of the light source,
as one travels a path that passes said light source, the angle at which the light from said source strikes ones body changes perceptibly more than it would if said light source were a great distance away.

I agree, curved light is for loons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# This was on a telly program the other day wasnt it?
Ah! Archy was right, That's where I heard it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# The Radio 2 coven awkens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# It's the only station that my car will pick up :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# your car has taste :)
/it's the only station worth picking up as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# 20 year old BMW estate ftw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)