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[challenge entry] Grill them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Haha
Also, when I said 'drop Stuart Broad' a few weeks ago, I actually meant 'knight Stuart Broad'.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Post your back page headlines here
BROAD SWEEPS THE BOARD

NOT BAD FOR A BROAD

CHAIRMAN OF THE BROAD

I'M BROAD OF THIS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I wish it were Graham Onions doing well, then they could go with "THAT'S SHALLOT!"
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# He's too young.
Green Onions, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Give my regards to Broad's way
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Broad bamboozles bumbling bastards
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# UNDER THE BROAD? WALK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# STU-PENDOUS!
or STU-PERB!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Number 3 will appear, for sure
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# arf!
initial reviews of the avatar preview are in saying the script is full of Cameron's usual awful macho cliches, jungle scenes like King Kong with the saturation too high and 3d jiggery mixed with over excited cameras makes people feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Can't wait!
for Preacher
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Isn't it still lounging in pre-production purgatory at HBO?
I knew they planned to do a mini series, but the religious aspect was putting the shits up their money men.

It'd never work as a single film.
Waaaaay too much goin' on, all over..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Sam Mendes is directing
That's as much as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Cassidy & Arseface, here we come!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# to be honest, I have low hopes for avatar
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Of the two major trailers released yesterday, it's gotta be "The Wolfman", all the way.
"Avatar" looks too much like a selection of cut scenes from a PC game.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Shop in some people of reduced intelligence
And you've got Avatard. Go to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# "Cameron chose Ubisoft to create an Avatar game for the film in 2007. The filmmakers and game developers collaborated heavily, and Cameron decided to include some of Ubisoft's vehicle and creature designs into the film."
so that's not far from the truth
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# There's a compo
Films made from games you wouldn't expect.
Pong: The Movie. Horace Goes Skiing etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Tetris The Movie - In 3D!
Missle Command the Movie
The Wings of Wrath - A Joust Movie
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# 8o
Well, I never.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I was recently amused by an Odeon recommendation:
"If you liked Transformers and Star Trek, you'll love Moon".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *sings* 'when will I see you...again'
Also, no Newsletter subject comp today?

May I still make a suggestion?

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A HOMELESS TRANNY.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahah! Gravy-for-blood :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Forgot
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Alien diet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...onions on mine please
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)