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# James Herbert?
/my 'guilty pleasure' author. I wish someone could adapt the rats trilogy as either a decent movie or TV series
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# j'aime sherbet
god, I ought to go back to bed
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# Really?
I've never read any.

So DB hasn't even had ONE original idea then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# He's worth reading for some light, but enjoyable, hokum
Creed, and the Spear are fine examples of his books worth having a read of.
Someone Dies
Anti-hero steps up
Meets woman
Hokum occurs
has sex
More Hokum occurs
has Sex
Solves Hokum
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Ahhhh, see in Dan Brown's books
nobody has time for any sex until all the hokum is done and dusted
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# nobody ever goes to the toilet or has a wank in Dan Brown's plots
therefore they are relentlessly unrealistic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Maybe they wear colostomy bags
like Jack Bauer
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# Think there was a movie called The Rats or something
based on James Herbert's books was way back in the early 80's I vaguely remember it now.

There was definitely one called "Ben" about Rats but that wasn't scary.

Found it Rats: Night of Terror (god I watched some shit as a teen)
video.google.co.uk/videosearch?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4ACAW_en___GB342&q=Rats:+Night+Of+Terror&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=n1ivSqbzEqKY4gati7GtCg&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=9#
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# This?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0083801/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# that sounds dreadful :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# "Dachshunds were dressed up as rats for the special effects."
How can that possibly be dreadful??? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# You realise that I will now have to watch that this evening :)
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# \o/ then my work is done :)
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# This being said, I have just seen the 'trailer'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzoTaeCIrIg
There's some serious 'ham' going on there, and someone is having fun throwing buckets of rats over people. It's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)
# "Ben" was mostly notable for featuring the Michael Jackson song of the same name.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# "Haunted" was a solid read, but the film was truly dire.
(Except for the bit where Kate Beckinsale runs about in the nuddy - that was pretty much great)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# WHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
#
www.cndb.com/actor.html?name=Beckinsale%2C+Kate#nudereviews
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# you know too much
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