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Everybody's got a bloody cookbook now....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:41,
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liking it :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:42,
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Cheers sire! Just spazzed back to see if you had read The Lost Symbol.
How you finding it so far? Pile of shite?
(How you finding it so far? Pile of shite?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:43,
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I've never read a Dan Brown book beforeWe're not being portrayed 'all' that badly at the mo.
It's a pure popcorn book, it's like reading a screenplay summary.
Nothing heavy, not great writing, but enjoyable enough hokum.
(It's a pure popcorn book, it's like reading a screenplay summary.
Nothing heavy, not great writing, but enjoyable enough hokum.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:49,
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Fair enough.I read The Da Vinci Code, and I thought it was alright. Certainly never gonna be challenging any of the classics, but as you say, enjoyable enough. Nice to get a perspective from inside the illuminati ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:51,
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haha, not quite ;)it does take liberties with some of the 'pre-conceived' ideas of masonry,
and Brown tries to tie that into known facts about it, sometimes in a right ol' mash of ideas, which I found quite amusing.
I shall look forward to seeing the movie, which I imagine will follow the book page for page - be interesting to see how they cast Sato as well
(and Brown tries to tie that into known facts about it, sometimes in a right ol' mash of ideas, which I found quite amusing.
I shall look forward to seeing the movie, which I imagine will follow the book page for page - be interesting to see how they cast Sato as well
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:52,
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I saw a short piece on it on The One Show.And one of the interviewees, who was a mason, did tear apart quite a lot of the so called "traditions" that you all take part in. Much like the whole Da Vinci Code bollocks,
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:55,
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oooh, when was that?would it be on the iPlayer? be interested to see it
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:58,
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It was the day it came out, so I doubt it.Gyles Brandreth did the interview too, so it was a bit shit ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:00,
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hehe, google search 'one show+freemasons'first result? a post on the David Icke forums :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:02,
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Top idea, top execution!*awards full marks*
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:45,
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Thank you,but it is really only a bit of Toapery. However, I did try and do a bit more on it, like making drop shadows and such on the original lettering to improve my skills and so I didn't feel like an utter sham. But now I feel really bad, cheers Yemeni :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:46,
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Well, *I* liked it :PSeriously, it looks like one of those comedy books you see in Waterstones around xmas time
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:48,
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Fair enough.This one I did last night is my favourite, but it got like no replies :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9709650
(www.b3ta.com/board/9709650
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:50,
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Hahaha!Aardvark - got any recipes for that?
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:45,
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Afraid not.I always thought that they were really dangerous, but it turns out Aardvark never killed anyone....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:47,
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from the archives...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:52,
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I suspected it may have been done ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:54,
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heheheat th other end there's "Feed your Hungry 5000 with just Cod in Breadcrumbs"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:47,
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Looking forward to thatI've got a freezer full of owl.
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fuscous,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:48,
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I saw an owl limping along the ground the other day.Turns out he has a Torn knee.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:49,
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I found out that I can go and get a crocodile, emu and kangaroo pizza.
oh it should say OR instead of and, I just read the menu it's about $20 per large pizza
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:53,
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Well that;s alright then, innit.You must buy one and take pictures and show us!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:54,
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*does calculations*That's about 3 euro, yes?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:57,
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See that? *indicates space over k3b/-\b's head*That's where that joke went.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:10,
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the "australia isn't very valuable" joke or the terrible, eu"roo" pun?
Oh, the euro thing wasn't a pun.Back home the plural of euro is... euro.
I think Australia is very valuable, both culturally and economically. Plus you have Donna Hay, which gives you extra points in my book, or indeed hers.
It was only a cheap side-swipe at your currency, sir, and for that, I apologise.
(I think Australia is very valuable, both culturally and economically. Plus you have Donna Hay, which gives you extra points in my book, or indeed hers.
It was only a cheap side-swipe at your currency, sir, and for that, I apologise.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:21,
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I'm still crying jpg, see these tears?I can barely contain my grief. I'd probably do Donna Hay...
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:41,
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*consoles with the finest wines known to humanity*s'alright, lad.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:15,
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hahahah! ace :D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:53,
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Hahahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:59,
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Did you listen to that song I sent you douchebag? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:02,
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Yes and I find your current manner rude and upsetting.I've cried for days on end.
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:06,
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I'm sorry.*hugs*
Does it cheer you up that our music compatibility is VERY HIGH! now though?
(Does it cheer you up that our music compatibility is VERY HIGH! now though?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:07,
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I'm only horrible because I love you so!*pushes over in the playground*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:12,
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That;s a mad skill dude! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:16,
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