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[challenge entry] Well, if it is seams that you are after . . .

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(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Piracy is a lifestyle.
On Talk Like a Pirate Day, I pulled out my best Somali dialect.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)
# piracy is cool
that's why pirates do it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:27, archived)
# corset is
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# oof!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# WHERE DID THAT GO?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:29, archived)
# POOF
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# HOMOPHOBE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *pinches arse*
just doing my rounds sir....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *bums*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)
# no reacharound?
you're not a gentleman!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I was just working up to that

When did our love making turn into a contest?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# when i couldn't get past your cheeks......
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# =:O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)
# *slinks back into the shadows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Sexy seams

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:29, archived)
# WHAT?!
walk the plank!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
# *waves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *is drenched*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Aww shucks.
I'm a sucker for a pretty lady
So long as she's a sucker.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# YOU WOULDN'T RAPE A LINGERIE MODEL!


Wouldn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I would download that lady.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)
# If I steal music, does she come 'round to my house?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)