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# Nothing personal,
but I've now ignored everybody.
I have the board to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# how's that working out for ya?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm fucking your wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# *does the invisible dance*
*thrusts*
*moons*
*masturbates like a chimp on viagra*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# try ignoring yourself
I did it once and forgot who I was
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I am stealing all of your precious cargo
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# OH HAI THERE!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Inspire me, Pif.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Chieko has informed me that the time is 19:46.
I am inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# She doesn't look like a D cup to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Saki has written 19:48.
Her writing is poor. She's not smiling. Perhaps Saki has had a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# She's smiling a little.
Like the Mona Lisa.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Maybe being asked to tell the time has cheered her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# The photographer in 19:51 has fluffy hair.
Maybe she's only slightly cheered up, and dislikes his appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Now Arichan isn't smiling at all.
Cheer up Arichan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Oh, she did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Now she's sad again.
Arichan is bipolar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I think she has a fairly miserable life.
Her father was an alcoholic who used to beat her. He named her after his favourite drink.
She now works for an abusive boss who repeatedly sexually assaults her but her self esteem is so low that she feels she deserves it :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)