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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# clicks
*ignores*

Bye, fucknut.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hehe
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Mu has bell-ends for eyes
He can't read this, partly because he clicked ignore but mostly because he has bell-ends for eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Just as long as it's not that freaky tooth for an eye woman I saw a picture of recently.
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# it's not NSFW surely?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Don't worry, we're just being sarcastic cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# hehe
I see, been away from the board all day :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# it's a dig at me :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You've just posted a picture of a ladygarden.
CHILDREN COULD SEE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# haha! great Scot!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# clicks
*ignore*

bye fucknut

edit: haha i was well sure i was the first one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# 1.21 Ginger Mot!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Nothing personal,
but I've now ignored everybody.
I have the board to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# how's that working out for ya?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm fucking your wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# *does the invisible dance*
*thrusts*
*moons*
*masturbates like a chimp on viagra*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# try ignoring yourself
I did it once and forgot who I was
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I am stealing all of your precious cargo
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# OH HAI THERE!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Inspire me, Pif.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Chieko has informed me that the time is 19:46.
I am inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# She doesn't look like a D cup to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Saki has written 19:48.
Her writing is poor. She's not smiling. Perhaps Saki has had a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# She's smiling a little.
Like the Mona Lisa.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Maybe being asked to tell the time has cheered her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# The photographer in 19:51 has fluffy hair.
Maybe she's only slightly cheered up, and dislikes his appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Now Arichan isn't smiling at all.
Cheer up Arichan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Oh, she did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Now she's sad again.
Arichan is bipolar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I think she has a fairly miserable life.
Her father was an alcoholic who used to beat her. He named her after his favourite drink.
She now works for an abusive boss who repeatedly sexually assaults her but her self esteem is so low that she feels she deserves it :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Dorks.
*Gaybar*
Fudgepaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# It's Cheiko time!
And she has a D cup :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I tried to click 'I like this' but unfortunately my screen size is wrong and I ended up clicking ignore.
Obiously I typed this pre-emptively.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I've been out all day having curry
and there's still fannies on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
# FANNY CURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# INTERCOURSE?.....with THAT?
pass
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# clicks
*ignore*

Bye, fucknut.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# look at me go
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)