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# When I order a Full English I never get chips
what a swizz
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You need to get a better greasy spoon young Carian!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Technically...
chips aren't part of a full english, is probably why

sausage, bacon, egg, beans, shrooms, tea, toast
Piossibly black pudding or hash brown, is yer standard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
toast fried bread
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# It seems that the accepted
full english varies round the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# you mean that not everyone puts
egg, bacon, beans, hash browns, white pudding, black pudding, haggis, fried bread, french toast, toast, link sausage, square sausage and tattie scone into a blender then has the mixture fired down their throat with an elephant gun?

Don't know what you're missing. You can get that in BHS in Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Get rid of hte beans
and I'd be in heaven.

I'm going to buy some Aldi Fake Bacon, some cheap sausage that approximates our sausages, some cheap bread, and some Blotwurst, and have a proper fry up. FUCK THE DIET.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :)
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I must try this!
We did make a fry up at my mates when I was up there recently and he had Pork and Haggis sausages, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Haggis on toast
is very nice, especially with some HP.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Haggis is very nice
full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# batter it, deep-fry it, coat it in salt
and eat with loads of chips.

fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I am engorged.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# You can get that on the NHS in Glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hash brown???
beans is also suspect, fried toms and bubble and squeak ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Chips make it into a fried brunch

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# lol swizz!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I want to resurrect the word swizz!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Swizz army knife
Only 1 attachment and it's a spork
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/swizz
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Did you just add that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
#
No t'was there haha, but I wish it was me that did!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)