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# Do you know what I realised recently. Restaurants almost always do shit chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Nonsense! And furthermore I...
Wait, you're right there, why are they so shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Hey you're right.
You can't beat chips wrapped in newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Maybe...
... you are going to shit restaurants.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I went to Jersey a few months back, it's almost impossible to get bad food there. Except chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I presume you mean the island.
I always think the closer you get to France, the worse the French Fries get.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I can only recommend a couple of fish'n'chip shops in Jersey
the rest are a bit meh
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Let's divide restaurants broadly into two categories; shit restaurants and unshit restaurants.
Shit restaurants do shit chips by definition, unshit restaurants attempt to their own fancy thing with chips and end up making them shit. There are no restaurants that do good chips. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Chippies being the exception that proves the rule.
Unless you're in the south of course. Southern chippies are foreign and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Even chinese takeaways can't get chips right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# "Even" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Anyone who goes to a chinese takeaway for chips is either an idiot or has inadeqate local takeaway facilities.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Saying that
My local chinese did the best chips and curry ever. Until they got taken over by another chinese family.

Who don't know how to make chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# The best chips I had were in Warrington of all places.
The Village Hotel does some fine home-made chips. They cost a fortune, but the company was paying, so I care not a jot.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Don't go to restaurants to eat chips, darling
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Maybe posh restuarants don't do chips. The ones around here do them with everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Oh dear. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Some food writer or other said
the further you get from the truck stop, the worse the burger gets.
Probably the same can be said for chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I once ate a burger at a truckstop in a layby
It was boiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# damn I read that as ate a baby
 
pills before work eeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# 6 e's?
You're FLYING.

Like a boid.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# *psst*
7 mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# *East 17s*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I was trying to ignore the 7th - it doesn't look healthy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# so did you really eat a baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Not sure
The burger was very pink - i think it might have been made from the meat from a baby's cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# oh no nothing that drastic
my flatmate gave me these for my back pain
www.onlinepharmacy.co.nz/index.cfm/layout/Brand/BrandID/438/CatID/14

all is fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Ohh they look good.
Sorry to hear about your back pain, old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# could be worse
 
feeling a bit tooo relaxed, caffeine requisite
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# There's a layby-based greasy food van near my house called Breakfast at Timothy's
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# That's pretty cool.
Hope they don't boil their burgers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Superb.
The one outside my work called "The Carstairs Snack Bar" doesn't really have the same ring to it. It's really just stating it's location and what it is.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I used to work with a guy who was called "The Burger Man"
because he and his wife ovwned the local chip shop. The plain lack of imagination of that nickname is still eating away at me all these years later.

Also, he was a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# "Gail's Baps" is round the corner at work
Gail has crusty white baps :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# McDonalds have 'restaurants'
I do wonder how they get away with that
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# You are Seinfeld
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)