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[challenge entry] In his new wheels, Pat attempts to deliver the entire UK post single-handed!

From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ohh that good
One letter at a time. No boot space.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
He'd get another in the glove compartment
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# large:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Haha
Pimp My Pat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# this is pretty much how the new postman pat series goes
FUCK! FARMER ETHNIC MINORITY NEEDS BUTTONS FOR HIS SCARECROW. NOW!

FUCK THE HELICOPTER! IT'S TOO CUNTING SLOW! WE NEED A FUCKING JET!

GO! GO! GO!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Pfft!
This is true of pretty much all remakes of old shows. Why are they all fucking CGI too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Cheaper than stop frame I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# still it's better than when i were a lad
all we had was shit like 'why don't you?' and 'superted.'

and lest we forget. 'Byker Grove'

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# What you talking about?
Those were all fucking awesome! Also, we had Bucky O'Hare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ok, Bucky o Hare was good
but i remember a lot of terrible BBC stuff with real children. All i wanted was cartoons.

And i fucking hated that on saturday mornings they would show half of x-men or spiderman then make you watch a hour of god awful live action shit in a studio before they would let you watch the second half. grrr. never forgive, never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# This is true.
Do you remember The Biz?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# no, i had to go look it up. sounds awful
i do remember Press Gang, which would be of a similar vein. staring that guy in a wheelchair in Doom the movie and the shat upon daughter in Absolutely Fabulous.

i actually do know their names, but i prefer to think of them thus :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Oh Man! Aquilla! Now that was an awesome show!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# actually. I really did enjoy this. It's pretty much every school boy of a certain age's fantasy isn't it
to stumble across a secret artifact able to grant great personal power.

does it end with them setting off into space? that's what i remember. but it must be nearly 20 years since it was on.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# SPECIAL DELIVERY SERVICE!
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA

"Mission Accomplished"


*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# He'd a new Hip Hop theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# brillyant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *chips in for gas*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)