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# Police round here don't miss a thing


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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hey, op op op op op,
that's not Alan Partridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Great.
Just great.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# FIST FOR NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# CLAM POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# woo
subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# This is more a sort of /links/ thing. http://b3ta.com/links
But I like the first sentence too "Prostitution in West Reading is down" makes it sound like it's hip and/or fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel like dropping this here
because it's not worth starting a new thread for something no-one will get. I'm not sure I do myself.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Tavi?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Tavi?
Is that some new-fangled TV recording system that I've not heard about?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Riki Tiki Tavi?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ring of Bright Water?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Bright_Water
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Yeah, but your pic says Riki Tiki :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# That's an O at the end but I ran out of space
So it would be RikiTiko.

I wish I'd noticed, actually, I'd have made it an i at the end as well and pretended that was the joke...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I was thinking it must have been a Phi
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I was going to make it
but that actually makes even less sense. This way he's saying it's the S matrix of the stress-energy tensor. Which makes no sense either, but perhaps a bit more...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricci_tensor
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] (i'll actually compo it)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# :D
I'd have him over Rachel Riley any day. Einstein, in a miniskirt, doing numbers. Mmmmmm....


Edit: also, silly Einstein, there's no 7 in those numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# that's why he has never really been a Countdown presenter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Too ambitious, huh?
Pity. Damn Nobel prize winners.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Nor 75, which is frankly ambitious.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Einstein was ambitious to a fault
The photoelectric effect
Brownian motion
Special relativity
General relativity
Statistics of Bose-Einstein gases
The unified field theory
Countdown numbers games
The atom bomb

There was NOTHING he didn't want to achieve. NOTHING. Except the presidency of Israel.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
"And that's how you make 1548038.414"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# so gonna to get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)