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# Put one's hands in the air....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlement, pray silence, for the Electric Light Orchestra.
Shop toppery
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Oh Lord no
They'll just play horrible Beatles tunes all day. Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da followed by Rocky Raccoon followed by Yellow Submarine followed by that rubbish Ringo song from Help! whose name I can't even remember. Repeat all night.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Later on though
its rough and hard with some Mouldy Old Dough mixed with some Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# pft
that pretty much sums up thir sex life i imagine
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahahahahaahaa!
I clicked I like this on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I can you some free tickets....
Interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# In the light of that just above there ^^
yeah, I'd be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# There won't be any Queen though
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Bam bada badaaaaaaaada. Dum dum!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Well, of course not!
You sick monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Lovely 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# All I can say it teenagers hands are weird.
Charley Says you must always ...
(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Superb sir!!!!
*Hooooge click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I can imaging philip complaining about that "bloody jungle bunny hopping music"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Honest office LOL....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Put one's hands in the heir?
Perverts.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# And now for some broken hip . . . hop . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Charly says... BASS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Four to the floor for the hereditary hardcore
DROP IT!

NOTE: there is nothing worse than a DJ with a Somerset accent trying to freestyle in the manner of his London counterparts.

"We got ther whistle posse blowin ... oh-arr!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Oh god, are DJs even allowed to have Somerset accents?
That would sound terrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Oh yes - yes they are.
For fear of repeating myself, the first phrase is adapted, it was actually "Fourrrr to ther floorrrrr fer the mutherfuckin aaardcore!" that I adapted. It was one of the most singularly depressingly hilarious things I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# As a West Country type myself I find it very upsetting when we are made to look foolish.
Although it's extremely unfair that everyone's decided that London/northern/Scottish/Irish accents are 'cool' and ours is just hilarious. Bill Bailey can base an entire gig on it FFS.

(I sound nothing like a farmer BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# As a West Country type myself I find it one of the most ridiculous accents apart from Brum.
I actually really like the accent, but when you've got a proper yokel badly impersonating a London accent, it's ... well ... worthy of the ridicule I have heaped upon it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I have been living in Brum for the past 7 years.
My accent is now middle-class westcountry with a Brummie twang.
It's truly horrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hehe
nothing wrong with a bit of regional rapping if it's done right.. MC Pitman's first album was a classic
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# He was a novelty act, though.
CF covering Metallica. "Exxxxit loight! Ennnnterrr noight! Take moi 'aaaand! Wuz off tew neverrr-neverrr laaand!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
#
WOO YAY HOUPLA YOU KNOBJOCKEYS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hang the DJ!
I mean, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# excellent shoppage
right down to her gunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
#
arf
hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# haha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)