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# thought i'd start catagorising the local wildlife


this little one lives in the ground and eats roots, can be annoying if you have an allotment, as they also like to steal trowels and batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# This is awesome :D
I demand to see more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# well, if you insist
*unzips*

AHHHHHHHHHHH, a nice light breeze, quite pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ah
heterocephalus glaber
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# and you should see it when it's happy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# pfft
penis
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# needs more magenta
also, the face on picture on the right looks a little like the snake-men aliens from the first X-COM.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I would suggest pan frying in butter with split garlic cloves and cress.
Serve on noodles.


Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Fried cress?
Yuck
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Lots of it.
Softened in the butter and it's like super spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Have you been eating Giger's brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# i had to reference some of it for my college project
never been all that sure if i like his stuff or not, though i guess thats not stopped it seeping in anyway.

..bit worrying actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Nice one
I had wondered where all my trowels had gone. What's the best way to kill the buggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# bleak expectations?
i love that - when is it on?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Thursdays, 6.30
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00cwgs6
Episode 3 tomorrow! Hurry and you can still catch last week's on iPlayer. Enjoying it as much as the last series so far, which is not as much as the first series but still lots :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)
# lord no
radio 4 will only attract them

mole traps baited with parsnip should get a few, but fire works too, good old fire.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I think I can simplify the process
by using flaming parsnip traps :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# It looks like it would make great bait for catching something . . .
although I myself wouldn't care to handle it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# if i ever catch a lady one, i'll let you know
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)
# "Local"? Bloody hell! Where do you live? :D
This soupherb stuff, Ms M :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# partly in sussex
but mostly in my own head.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Yes I can see a Sussex-type look about the eyes now that you mention it ;)
I like what comes out of your head. Keep it up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i'll take six
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Looks like the result of a Tour de France cyclist having been de-spined.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i like this
and have taken the appropriate steps to show this fact
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)