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# Maybe his hand had just grow?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# SCIENCE!
But there is less jam in the jammy ones
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Stupid Einstein forgets Burton's theory of cost increase versus ingredient reduction
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# That theory wasn't common knowledge until the mid 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You have to admit that Burton's theory doesn't take the Katie Price, or "Big Gob", variant* into account
I really don't mean variant but I can't think of the word I want... dammit! It's going to bug me until I get it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# mutation?
strain?
anomaly?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# factor?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Gah!
It's the "variant". The bit of the formula which could be any (in this case) size in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# well, it can't have negative size.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Shame
however much we wish Katie Price had negative mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# But it can have imaginary size
Hahahahaha.

I'm going to commit suicide now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# no need to commit suicide, I'm sure the pitchfork waving crowd will be outside your window soon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ah, good
I've missed them
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# variable?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# *SNOGS*
VARIABLE! THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# it's been 956 days and somehow it isn't the same.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Good old Einstein
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Wagon wheels are smaller than they used to be. They used to be bigger than a normal biscuit
and available individually, but now there just normal biscuit sized and in packets of eleven.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Wheels#Size
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# OI!
According to that the Aussie wagon wheel is and always has been larger than the UK one! We're being ripped off!

(And kebab's got no fucking grounds for complaint. PAH. I'm going to write to the Daily Mail about this, I can tells yer that.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
#
"The biscuit itself is round to represent the wheel of a wagon (hence the name)."
(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ^ science
I guess we have to imagine the spokes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *checks edit history*
I remember them at about 3 inches around so I stand corrected (although, I still haven't seen them in shops for ages)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Stop showing off, boy. See me after class!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# should I bring lube?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# If you think Wagon Wheel insertion will be more comfortable with lube, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Normal biscuits have got bigger
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# he forgot about the b3ta rulz of goatse proximity
1hand + anotherhand + circle = potential goatse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!
*sees goatse*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# With those hands it would be a Jeremy Beadle goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!
*sees beadltse*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# There used to be a rim on the Wagon Wheel that added extra dimension, but string theorists stole it away..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Damn string theorists
Is there anything they won't steal? :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Fractal posters from students walls?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a sense of perspective?
other than those I can't think of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Have a *click* for that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)