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# Maybe his hand had just grow?

(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# SCIENCE!
But there is less jam in the jammy ones
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Stupid Einstein forgets Burton's theory of cost increase versus ingredient reduction
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# That theory wasn't common knowledge until the mid 1970s.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You have to admit that Burton's theory doesn't take the Katie Price, or "Big Gob", variant* into account
I really don't mean variant but I can't think of the word I want... dammit! It's going to bug me until I get it
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# mutation?
strain?
anomaly?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# factor?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Gah!
It's the "variant". The bit of the formula which could be any (in this case) size in the world
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# well, it can't have negative size.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Shame
however much we wish Katie Price had negative mouth
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# But it can have imaginary size
Hahahahaha.

I'm going to commit suicide now.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# no need to commit suicide, I'm sure the pitchfork waving crowd will be outside your window soon.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ah, good
I've missed them
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# variable?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# *SNOGS*
VARIABLE! THANK YOU!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# it's been 956 days and somehow it isn't the same.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Good old Einstein
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Wagon wheels are smaller than they used to be. They used to be bigger than a normal biscuit
and available individually, but now there just normal biscuit sized and in packets of eleven.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# OI!
According to that the Aussie wagon wheel is and always has been larger than the UK one! We're being ripped off!

(And kebab's got no fucking grounds for complaint. PAH. I'm going to write to the Daily Mail about this, I can tells yer that.)
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
#
"The biscuit itself is round to represent the wheel of a wagon (hence the name)."
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ^ science
I guess we have to imagine the spokes
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *checks edit history*
I remember them at about 3 inches around so I stand corrected (although, I still haven't seen them in shops for ages)
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Stop showing off, boy. See me after class!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# should I bring lube?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# If you think Wagon Wheel insertion will be more comfortable with lube, then yes.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Normal biscuits have got bigger
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# he forgot about the b3ta rulz of goatse proximity
1hand + anotherhand + circle = potential goatse
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!
*sees goatse*
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# With those hands it would be a Jeremy Beadle goatse
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!
*sees beadltse*
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# There used to be a rim on the Wagon Wheel that added extra dimension, but string theorists stole it away..
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Damn string theorists
Is there anything they won't steal? :(
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Fractal posters from students walls?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a sense of perspective?
other than those I can't think of anything.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Have a *click* for that
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)