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# Expensive, Christmas, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *applauds heartily*
The Tesco shopping website is blocked here at work, but b3ta isn't.

They must be evil
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I suspect so.
This receipt, of course, is just for day 12. In total you'll need 42 pregnant geese and 40 gold rings.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# crivens
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# 3 for 2 on evil atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Every little helps!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hmmm
I asked Mark Little and Ralf Little to help me decorate once. Mark got stuck straight in, stripping the old stuff, pasting the new, hanging it perfectly, but Ralf just stood around looking at his gormless face in the mirror, leaving it all to us. So frankly Barbarossa you are talking complete twaddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Dwarves are the same
no wonder snow white drifted, she had all the work to do
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# To be fair
they did work down the mines all day, while she swanned around singing to deer and birds.
The least she do is a bit of housework
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# when she's not on Facebook or watching Cash in the Attic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Whats their value option like for this?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Shit packaging and cut with rat poison
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Dude, this deserves a compo of its very own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# £9.99 for a chicken?
Jesus, what are they? Gold-plated?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# French
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Therefore subsidised by our taxes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# They saw me & my ten leaping lords coming and jacked the prices :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Haha
Tesco's ethical policies come into even deeper question when you consider swans a-singing and maids a-milking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# yes
but there is double Clubcard Points on those
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hehehehe...
seeing this reminded me that I have an almighty urge to do a 'Yorkshire Pot' for crimbo dinner, that's a partridge in a pheasant, in a duck, in a chicken.
Asked the missus if she approved (given the potantial cost) and I got:
"well it's a bit exgravagant for four people, isn't it? And what about the cost? Well (pause) it's up to you"

Which is basically "No. But I don't want to say no. But I mean no."

SO now what?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Cook it secretly and eat it alone at night.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Like some poultry addict...
*sings*
"I'm a secret poultry / game eater"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# At night. At night.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Turkey Twizzlers instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Sainsburys have got
Bernard Matthews Turkey Dinosaurs for half price at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# well there you go then
sandwich them between potato waffles and wrap that up in a pizza.

Xmas dinner fit for Kings.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# If she's going to be like that do all of them inside an ostrich and say 'next time say 'no' if you mean 'no'.
Which is admittedly massively confrontational but then that's what Christmas is about, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
To be fair, it is the one day of the year she doesn't have a go at me for having lager for breakfast, but then I am in the kitchen all day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# How the hell do you get
a pheasant inside a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# use the gel
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Also: I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Only if you buy useless garbage, Ben.
BEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Oh hey, Sam.
SAM.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# WOAH.
I bought a VIDEOGAME yesterday. So far it's pretty OKAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# What's the name of your new VIDEOGAME?
I am yet to start playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Goddamn that's annoying to type.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Zeno Clash. It's like £3 right now.
I assume Cat_Boots told you to play through vanilla first?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# He did. Even though he installed mods the first time he played.
PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH, BRO.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I need to replay it too. I have Clear Skies, but I only ever really played it for 30 minutes before I decided I had to upgrade my PC for it.
I never did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Well that doesn't bode well for my laptop then.
Additionally: tinydragonapps.com/steam/

Is a nice website that scrapes Steam and shows the day's offers.

Dollars at the moment but the on-sale games are the same, and apparently he plans to do a proper British money one soon.

Something about signing up for an account, choosing some games and getting emailed when they go on sale too.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Shadow of Chernobyl should run fine. I would imagine you'll have to use static lightning, but otherwise it'll be great.
Also fenk u. I ghav bockmarknd it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Yay!

I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# What the hell is that pear tree made of
Platinum? I got two apple trees from homebase for 20 quid.

The french hens are good value though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I found $149.99 for a pear tree (full size)
And $10 for a partridge.

And converted it to proper money.

I did not, however, consider fees associated with putting the partridge in the pear tree.

RESEARCH.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Champion!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)