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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CHRISTMAS CARDS OF TRUTH


Xmas is almost upon on once again, and it's time for b3ta's annual Christmas Card challenge. This year, we'd like you to design cards that tell the truth about Christmas and about the people you'll be sending them to.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# inb4 I AM ANGRY AT THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I would like to add...
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# This seems pretty okay actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Santa made her preggers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# of course!
that's why so many of us USAians are so fat

edit: genetics
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Well this one is obviously bulimic then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hello, Ian.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I don't understand :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Well what else is he going to do with the contents of his gigantic sack?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I was waiting for that
You're gag too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# He is definitely gag
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I know!
He's massive! Could hardly fit it in my 4 year old mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# That's one hell of a punch bowl
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I do have to commend the self-hair holding action though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# This face washer smells of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] pea from earlier
Happy no concept of what you're celebrating day


Also, here are last years free HappyToast Christmas Cards
for those who are interested/didn't get them last year
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I like this.
I also agree.

I also like this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Needs more zombie fairy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# disturbing
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Christmas is about celebrating Good Friday? :p
....smashing pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# You've never had a FAIL yet!
Excellent work. Have a big Xmax clicky. Sorry I didn't wrap it up.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Thanks HT
And I may just print out one or two of those '08 cards for some special peeps! Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well stick this into the compo

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
He's about to pull a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# is there a massive anus inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# should be good
but haven't we had this one before?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I think the clue is given in the 'b3ta's annual Christmas Card challenge' bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] In which case have a roast
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