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[challenge entry] sorry, love the source pic

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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# FUCKING CANCER CANCER CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# FUCKING SAGITTARIUS SAGITTARIUS SAGITTARIUS
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# No, cancer. Bad cancer. Brain cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# arse cancer, by the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# He's got an arse like a well slapped face
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# sounds like my mate
he's got a face like a bag of smacked twats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Caught arse cancer from bumming too much cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# this is what happens when you bum cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Cancer cancer cancer cancer
Shouting cancer cancer cancer cancer
Shouting mega mega
white thing
mega mega white thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# mega mega white thing?
that'll be the tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Cancer; don't bum it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# i won't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# The secret's out


(Yes, it is a shit shop)

Edit: And Merry Christmarse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# okay!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Fucking A!
It seems if I go on about something for long enough someone makes me a picture of it. I got a stoat yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Only you though
we live to bring your nightmares fantasies to life...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# You use dots a lot...
Not as much as atomic... but still a lot...
Oh man I TOTALLY went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I do!
it's a habit, that I learned here actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# .........................................................................................................................................sorry...
...it's a (trademark) habit, brain malfunction.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# JEFF GOLDBLUM NAKED
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Give me a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# ok, but only a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# why must you shit on my dreams, mu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Oh, you wanted GOOD naked.
ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# yes i wanted good naked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# now, THAT'S more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# aaaawww! he looks all pudgy there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# but you also wanted Jeff Goldblum.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# That was my original thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# i happen to find him
seriously fuckable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Girl on the internet: what are you doing?
me: Drawing naked pictures of Jeff Goldblum.
me: you asked
Girl: What are you really doing.
me: Drawing naked pictures of Jeff Goldblum.
me: linktopicture1.png
me: linktopicture2.png
me: :D
...
me: :|
...
me: :(
me: You asked what I was doing...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# They will never understand
I was giggling to myself last night imagining making an annoying horse dancing half retarded to the acoustic version of "Sleigh Bells" in Flash... she was not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# i would be amused
but then i'm not your average girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# This is true
:{D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Worst cyber evar
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# MAO
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Don't fret
I'm already on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# See kids, being a git pays off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You're also a fanny, don't forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
British fanny, or american fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Merry Assmas is more like it...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# oh man
i really want to stick my cock in that
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# If that looks appealling....
*sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha... so do I
www.b3ta.com/board/9826255
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)