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[challenge entry] It'll be lonely this Christmas..

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(barzo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# At least the slippers fit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Do you mean to say..
Those are epileptic slippers?
(barzo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I'm on it!
*gets EEG equipment*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Has his course been charted ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# oh yes!
north west passage or bust!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You mean you're just walking along when, suddenly you start tap dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I'm not surpised she left him
look at those fucking pyjamas!!
:D nicely animated
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# He fell through the ceiling! Someone get a ladder!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# From the looks of it
It was an Auschwitz Christmas anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# what a lovely light shade!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Someone forgot to pay their gravity bill
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha, you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Humour dulls the pain
of realising one is out of biscuits.
I may have to make some kladdkaka to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# We have a box of Fox's Biscuits the King of Biscuit treats
You should rob a supermarket or something to gain biscuits for Christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# *googles*
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh, can I have some?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Sure
If you can get over here before it all gets nyommed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *starts running*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# *gives up, wheezing*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Try the train,
it costs a bit more but is easier on the lungs.
By my calculations, if I start making the food now it should be about ready by the time you arrive.
*taunts evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I'll send my cat over, pulling a little cat-cart.
Load her up and send her back, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Sounds good
I'll put a little bit of chicken in there too for the cat, just in case she's evolved sweet tastebuds.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# The price of Gravity is going up this Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Gravity is over-rated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# It always let's you down ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# 5 well earned points
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# -2 for "let's" though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# pedantic wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# + 5
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# It's just a stunt by fathers-for-justice
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Nice shoes
Is that the 'silent night beds' hippo? Has he hung himself because his duckling wife got fed up of giant hippo cock ripping her insides and left him to go with one of her own kind?

DeRIS:
petelyon.net/gallery/design/graphic/hipduck.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
By Jove sirrah! You are indeed right!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Bananas, in pyjamas
are hanging from the beams
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes! I knew it was reminding me of something :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# FAKE
no ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)