In 1945, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invents the JewThus thwarting the nazi effort to endeavour sleigh rides without jews, and subsequentially ending WWII.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02,
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I remember that episode.It was great! But my favourite one was when The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented rainbow coloured bubbles, but then it was banned by His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I on the grounds that it was not in fact rainbow coloured but beige. And wasn't in fact bubbles but was a chicken. The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is now in prison awaiting execution by method of death by Penguin.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:13,
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No not bloody penguinit was bad enough yesterday
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:17,
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the chocolate biscuit confectionary or the semi aquatic bird creature?you have come up with my second favourite sentences today on b3ta.. pipped by cockweasle's:
"high on pubes and shitting down the burgerphone"
("high on pubes and shitting down the burgerphone"
arrangedletters,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:25,
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It is actually a chocolate covered semi aquatic bird.They only exist in 1930s Ethiopia.
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Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26,
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then the heat wave came due to the afterbirth of Dutch Inventor Mediocre's Smug Cannonmelting although lifesome food stuffs. Leading to Unparalleled Famine and Destructions.
Lucky he went on to invent rice really.
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arrangedletters,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:30,
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In 1746, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Rice Pudding.He did so as a method of fixing holes in walls but as a laugh told people it was food. What a cunt!
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Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38,
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I'm still hoping to get my name cleared from that episode mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26,
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As with all your crimes against humanity. But it won't ever happen!I heard a rumour that you once travelled to Ulan Bator in search of the fabled seamhorse of alcatraz. When you got there, you discovered that Alcatraz was actually a prison in movies with Nicholas Cage, and is therefore in Hollywood, and not Mongolia. I heard that when you discovered the aforementioned fact you became so tumescent with rage that you set fire to a washing machine and threw it over a house. Thus began the 1911 revolution resulting in the deaths of literally some chinese and mongolian people. I hope you're proud of yourself!
However, as I have so far been unable to confirm this 100%, I can't include it in my forthcoming book
"The Dutch Inventor Mediocre; Monster or Misunderstood Genius?;
Definitely Monster.
(However, as I have so far been unable to confirm this 100%, I can't include it in my forthcoming book
"The Dutch Inventor Mediocre; Monster or Misunderstood Genius?;
Definitely Monster.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:36,
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Lucky for me, books haven't been invented yet mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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Ha! Jokes on you!I invented them over christmas! Soon the world will know your evil deeds!
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Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47,
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hahahahave something involving giant dogs and our future prime minister
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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Well it is my opinion that anyone who can't handle a pack of dogs doesn't deserve to be prime minister anyway mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:12,
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