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# more
Photobucket
yet more
s24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/matthewrosser/Codex/
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# The evolution of the Christmas Cracker and Novelty Moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# lets see
the intelligent design lot come up with a refutation for that!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Darwin proves beyond doubt
that the Party Hat and terrible joke evolved into a distinct cocoon that we now know as the Christmas Cracker. Long before humans dinosaurs walked the Earth in plastic moustaches and crépe paper hats!

Edit* This was the first search result for moustache on Google Images lol www.made-in-england.org/images/moustaches_and_beards.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# What monsters would emerge if crackers were left to hatch?
Probably they hatch explosively, the charge having increased as they mature.
edit: I want the massive blond one.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# They hatched into Beatieasaurus
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Ah but it wasnt until recently that molecular evidence proved
that those little plastic fish that curl up when you put them in your hand evolved independantly of the cracker. Thus one can only postulate that the two formed a symbiotic relationship around 400 million years ago. This of course contradicts, and indeed surplants, the theological notion that Noah wore the first paper hat around 6000BC.
It also flies in the face of the clear evolutionary progression from ALDI own brand crackers, through the intermediate species Asda and Tesco quality crackers, to the Marks & Spencer luxury crackers which we see today. (in fact I am now very tempted to draw up a cracker evolutionary tree)
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# This would be great
to see how the cracker evolved into seperate sub-species and lesser forms of the same genus :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Also interesting to see how the jokes have not evolved at all.
I wonder if they are deposits, like pearls?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I expect they are deposits which were pooed out of the bum of Jim Davidson and fossiled
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Lovely lovely

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# well done.
you have now broke my brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Nice drawings
your style reminds me of Nausicaa of the valley of the wind Manga by Hayao Miyazaki.

(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I have that on DVD
Ohms FTW!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# the DVD
is great, however the manga is more in depth (long plot, more character development, background etc) and has illustrations like the ones you are drawing, with similar alien script, as far as i can recall.

Download it if you can find it. (Then buy it, i've got the collection myself)

Some of the art from the Manga:

attraversogiardini.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nausicaa_8_big.jpg

www.ghibliworld.com/images/nausicaa_mining_machines_1b.jpg

www.ghibliworld.com/images/the_art_of_nausicaa_4b.jpg

www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/manga/pix_compare/collection_compare_01.jpg

OHMU LEGO!

gadgets.boingboing.net/ohmu1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=226122
!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Alien Science!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)