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# NSFW
NSFW

I have an exam in 10 hours or so and I made this instead of revising. Time well spent. (Huge filesize; get over it)

[edit]Before assumptions, that is not me. I have far nicer hats than that.
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# is that made out of paper maché?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Yes!
and for the low low cost of £7.99 one can be winging it's way to you in just up to 28 working days!*

*not including mondays, wednesdays and days beginning with "t"
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I don't want it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
#
wanging, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# and that IS worthy of spanging.
which rhymes too. This evening has proved delightful for me.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Contains penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# warning too late, i've had me eye out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# lucky thing
i haven't contained penis for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Tea/Nose incindent.
Pain.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Goddamn why do I always ignore you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# You and the rest of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# I don't ignore you.
I wubs rainbow dinysaurusses.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
#
/whore for clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Shut up an giz me mah £20
els I'll set mah pimp on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:23, archived)
# I already clickied that one :)
Sushi says if I click "I Like This" more than once it makes negative clicks. And I'll get naughty-stepped. So I stopped making lots of clickies just in case.

I wish I had pills like that from my GP. All I get are little boring white ones.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Who is Sushi?
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Sushi is
here
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
aka; Mr Glass.
I did his portrait somewhere... hold on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# he's got a Fred Flinstone beard -- YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Since when did people start listening to Sush?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)
# I don't know about people...
but I listen to him ;) He was the first person to really speak to me here.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# He was kidding about the negative clicks thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# ^this, plus about the naughty step too.
You don't get stepped for clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# See, I'm that thick
I'm that thickI believed him. Such a noob I am!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# There there,
*pat, pat*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# *roger roger*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# roger and out!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# ^ this
I ignore all the jerks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# He's a jerk. I helped him to invent JizztoBrum Man and he claimed all the credit for him.
www.b3ta.com/board/9728674
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I miss all the best threads
it seems :(
Nighty night everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Slut
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Same time next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# you brazen hussy!
clicked and commented upon. To save you looking, I wrote:
"blimey!"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# thank
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# ^This
:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Yeah yeah, no one listens to Mu, I get it.
No need to rub it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# *rubs vigorously*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# ^ same here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Just being mean now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I'm veby veby sorrins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Bahahah!
I approve.

It seems weird that he's wearing a hat, like - Oh no, can't have my head showing, that would be immodest.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# To show one head is careless
but to show both is just rude.
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# How thoughful : )
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Needs more
CockHat™
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Knitted bellend warmers
b3ta, we have a niche.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# With this gay porn you are really spoiling us.
I like your hat :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I assume you're revising
for some boring non-gay-porn related qualification or other? Otherwise this would be like work.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# oh, my!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Congratulations on reaching your 29th post
but save that stuff till you reach the big numbers...

edit: oh, it's not you at all, is it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
my eyes, my beautiful eyes

*reaches for the mind bleach and deletes history*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# At least
it's not my iPhone goatse app :)
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Hope the exam went well..
...oh and the autofellatio?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)