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[challenge entry] First go at a comp. Am I doin it right?
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(Benobiwan, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Top Noob action
That's brilliantly done sir and full of hummus

You have the first click of the day!

*edit* - you might want to shrinkerise it a touch though...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)
# OMG! You're .02k over the file limit!
*runs to an extremely small bunker*

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)
# this should help you get in
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# a ninjaed poster?!:O
[insert 'eat me' gag here]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)
# hahahaha, nicely done!
good ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Ning Fella
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
# howdy, bobs, how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# fair to middling
there's a load of work on - but we're waiting on artwork, approval etc- so this morning is thumb-twiddling time

by Friday we'll be backs to the wall - hell for leather (mmm - Judas Priest) and up to our necks in rush job printing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Hmm
I'm waiting for the texts for three websites at the moment. I have four projects running now (and another two coming up soon), and only one of them have their homework done. The rest hadn't even started on the moment they were due.
Guess who is going to have to make up for lost time in the end?*

* hint: it's not me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# is it Jane Seymour?
In the freelance world - I'm still finishing off the never-ending website and waiting on info for a prospective new project - doesn't help that my email forwarder is a bit dodgy at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)
# It is! She'll be very cross once she hears the news, I tell you.



Is the never ending website earning you more money by the hour?
Or are you just putting in more time with no extra pay?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:01, archived)
# the latter
It's a fixed fee job - and she's taking the mickey somewhat

and I'm letting her...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Is she the pretty one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# not sure
only ever seen a photo from the rear....

what are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# One of your websites you've asked me for help with is for an actress or something
never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# She has to know that you can't go on like this forever

Kidnap her and feed her to the hamsters!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# hehe, sounds like a fun week :D
I've just got a new junior designer in, so I'm having to get him settled in today... As well as managing the rest of the team...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# good stuff sir
I'm just pootling along as ever... closest thing I ever got to managing anyone was when we had a Junior Designer last year - but we had to make her Redundant when we all took 10% paycuts last April
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# ugh... that sucks.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Good morning theoriginalsteve

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Ning Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)
# ningles Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# haha
yes!

I have had similar experiences involving a friend wearing tie-dye jeans, a horrid flowery sofa and too many mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
# This is superb.
If anyone says otherwise, you have my permission to hunt them down, and drag them from their beds in the middle of the night, into the middle of the street, and shoot them there and then in front of their crying family.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Otherwise.
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
# *starts the clock*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)
# What is it with the new folk recently?
They're producing good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# ^this
haha woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Ha ha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Nope. Can't see an elephant.
Must be good then. Well done that chap/chappess :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
# That's 'cos it's hiding.
It's this weeks compo - "How do you hide an elephant?".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:47, archived)
# IS IT? I thought it was just a lovely pic of a floral settee.
That'll explain why I haven't seen any all week. Crafty bastards. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# You know what elephants are like
Absolute pansies. They're terrified of nearly everything. It's ironic, considering they're technically the biggest thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Absolutely tops and brill
welcome - keep 'em coming

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)
# So hold on...
...the US Army designed their camouflage to work best in old ladies' houses?
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)