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# This is how Hitler started, invading places he didn't belong...
/it is quite amusing :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# That's how the British Empire started as well, isn't it?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# shhh
do not expose British Military hypocrisy.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Yes, but we're British
it makes all the difference .

Actual difference rates may go up as well as down. Comment on difference does not relate to morals or ethics found throughout history. Lots of peoples homes were at risk from invading British forces.
Selective memory about the good bits may have higher interest rates than fact. ooh look, a Badger!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# We didn't have stupid moustaches... oh no wait... yes we did.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Yes but we were doing the right thing
Johnny needs learning.

The Germans, however - that was pure evil.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# yes, bally Gerry, killing all those civilians.
the Allies flattened Dresden and Hiroshima using Nazi-specific bombs. Civilians saved. Tally ho.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Well not really
But an Englishman is worth more than a forrin, so whichever way you look at it, we did the right thing.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# yes.
for that, everyone must be immensely proud and glorious at all times.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *is proud and glorious*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Hey! Dresden was making porcelain figurines for the NAZIS!
they had to be stopped!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# If we hadn't
we might all have ornaments from Germany on our mantlepiece. Thanks to our brave boys murdering all those ornament-makers, that didn't happen.

There are rumours, however, that Dresden Ornamenten und Porcelan Fabrik is back in business. I want to know what we, Great Britain, plan to do about it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# i'll get the napalm, you get the planes
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I think bombarding them with Armitage Shanks would be the best policy
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# surrogate mother?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I thought he started
As a painter and decorator.
He did well at his NVQ's and was, in due course, and with all the correct certification, promoted to Fascist Megalomaniac Dictator.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# When people said they wanted him to change the face of the world,
they actually meant use Dulux 'Autumn Blush'
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I believe he went to art school
he was however, a shit artist. There happened to be a lot of good Jewish artists at his school, who got better grades and more attention. Some years later, he had the last laugh.

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)