Well there's your problem...
You've got waaaay too much water inside your boat. It needs to be on the outside...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41,
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ha ha!
oh hai! I first read your username as 'paramecium'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:18,
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