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[challenge entry] feel cheated?

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(Jukka, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# The lens fell out of your magnifying glass.
Just making sure you know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# it's just a very weak prescription magnifying glass
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# So it's like a reading magnifying glass.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# my name is jukka
i live on the second floor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Yes i think you've seen me before

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
# shut it love, or you'll get a slap
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I live upstairs from you
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# I am sitting in the morning
at the diner in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# With my knees against my mouth, I am perfectly round.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I am falling down the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I am skipping on the sidewalk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I am thrown against the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I am tripping balls.
.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
tripping sucking
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Or....listening to Suzanne Vega, but anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Welcome, new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
#
Ta muchly
(Jukka, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# that's what i meant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# yeah this
just ignore sexface
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Hey CM
I saw an air stewardess yesterday who looked quite a bit like you.
Are you, by any chance, an air stewardess when you think nobody's watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# No-one in their right mind would let me be an air stewardess.
Passengers would be all "can I have a bag of nuts, please?" And I'd be all "No. I can't be fucking bothered."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I've been looking forward to a new challenge...
...and I've just realised I'm a day early

: (
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# There, there.
Have a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Awww!!!
Lully kittum make it all better!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Welcome aboard new person.
This late on in the compo, you might like to tag it "prolly bindun"
or "quick n shit" to avoid the wrath of the nazi's.
Either way, nice first post and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# hello, new person
now, according to the rules, you must show us all a picture of your genitals.
*awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Naughty Smash Monkey...
Go and stand in your special corner

edit: and naughty hummel too...
*disapproves*
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# i've spent so long in the corner
my stomach has a pleat in it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# looking and dressing like that
he's got no fucking chance of seeing anyone's genitals but his own and possibly his cellmate's.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# He worries me...
You worry me more by finding this...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I like some of his songs
although he has a tendency to repeat himself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Actually he seems almost good...
possibly needs someone with better delivery/charisma...

I can imagine Stephen Lynch pulling it off
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# eeeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# DON'T EEEWWW ME LADY!
Back to your corner!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Welcome Jukka
congrats 1st post.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# lol it's like a big iphone
No-one has said that yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)