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# Gayshift, here's a picture of me on an iceberg.
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Is there a joke? No, just an iceberg.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMtFWVI4U-Y


Edit: This song is called "Iceberg". It appears to be about stalking someone and threatening to either murder or rape them, or most likely both. "I was an orphan and a good'un I've been hopping in and out of trouble ever since they left me in a basket on the freeway, so you'd better not annoy me or I'll do something that I might regret. It's me that's been dogging your shadow" is a particularly dubious little sequence.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I don't like cricket, no, oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)
#
Well I was walking down the street sippin' pina colada. I heard a dark voice beside me say, "Would you like something harder?" He said, "I've got it, you want it, my harvest is the best and if you try it you'll like it."

I'm sure there's a bit later in that song where the pusher starts threatening him.

I actually really love 10CC. Well good morning judge how are you today? I'm in trouble -- please put me away. A pretty thing took a shine to me; I couldn't stop her so I let it be.

PAEDOPHILE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Or there is "Oh Larsen B" by British Sea Power, which is an ode to the Larsen B ice sheet.
And as for stalking songs, consider "Every Breath You Take" by The Police...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Or "I'm a-gonna be a-raping you tonight"
by George Formby.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# A classic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# There is rarely a week goes by without me listening to it
One of George's finest moments.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:52, archived)
# It looks like the iceberg is on dark grey land, questioning how much it's an iceberg
But still, where is the iceberg, when did you go there, was it cold, did anyone make any titanic jokes, etc
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Iceland, 2008, yes and
no, but one guy did get his nob frozen when he started humping a chunk of ice and screaming "Fuck you, Al Gore!"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Maybe the iceberg is running over a rough-skinned whale
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Maybe the 90% that's below the surface of the water is a rough-skinned whale who has revealed himself.
To the investigation-mobile, Tribs!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Whale-flashing?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Whaleberg!
Not to be confused with whaleburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9927758
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)
# IMMA CHARGIN MY SPUNK LAZORS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# that's no CDC!
Where's the balls, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Out of shot. The balls don't have to be in shot, but if they are then it's three pubes per ball.
DON'T QUESTION MY CDCS MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Show me the balls!
Christ, what am I doing with my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
ah, the sudden realisation of what one is posting on b3ta. there should be a word for that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:56, archived)
# it's a CDRJC
so it's long enough they're off screen
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9848220
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Possibly I was misinformed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I guess at least you didn't say I smell of a fatty foodstuff.
Because the truth hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I doubt there's anyone here who doesn't smell like grease and sour milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I smell like sour grease and cheese, I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Awesometown.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:53, archived)
# HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Hello Take That Sing Songs And Take That Should Retire-O!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Why did you leave? I'm glad you came back.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I didn't really leave, I was just busy-like.
More Exciting Answer: Fucking flounce dragon robots. Always.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)
# You realise I now have to draw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# figure 2 : An extremely thin duck.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)
# figure 3: Did a sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Ah, right. I must have an old copy of the table of contents then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# That's a confident fucking step.
I hope it's not slippy or Big Tall Eye could be in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Aw fuck man, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Why did you change your name, John?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Ask boris the spider.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)
# :(
it's true, i'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9927510
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Haha good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Nooo!
The hubris!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 21 Feb 2010, 0:19, archived)