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# charities can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# BLOODY DO-GOODERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# right off!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hiya prodigy
how are you on this wonderful day? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# the next person to rattle a charity box in my face is getting punched

take a guess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I'm collecting for the CFC Fund A Disappointing Striker Charity
*rattles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# now that's a needy charity :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# aw, there, there
It's only 65k a week for a few more months. Uncle Dermot will fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Charity muggers can fuck off most of all.
"Hi, I work for an agency, not the charity I'm telling you to give money to and we're going to take the first year's donations from the charity for getting you to sign up, while the charity hopes you're too lazy to go through the process of cancelling your direct debit at any point."
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# We need to invent some sort of apparel
that makes Chuggers aware that if they approach you then they should expect a punch in the face with no legal consequences for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# ^this
"Hi, I'm really annoyingly jolly and patronising! Care to give £3 a week to Disabled Bats League while I 'accidentally' put £10 on your form? I'll be back tomorrow collecting for the Uruguyan Arms Trade Relief Fund, a cause I really believe in, honest."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# OH HI I'M REALLY HAPPY CAN YOU GIVE ME MONEY?

NO I CAN'T AS I'M UNEMPLOYED..CAN YOU GIVE ME MONEY?..

NO? THOUGHT SO...FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# why shop it when I can live it everyday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I once got chugged
by Shelter, coming out of the Shelter office where I worked at the time

Moron
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ha!
I've got a bad cough and laughing at this nearly killed me...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# nope, fuck you
I've had to work at that job in the past because that was the only way I was able to afford to eat. so fuck you and your high horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)