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# newsletter subject line jokes
Oi! B3tans, stop playing with your cunny
your job is to write us a funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# PUT YOUR COCK AWAY / SHOW US YOUR TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# read it
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Naomi Campbell kidnapped in Pakistan....so fucking what?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Terminator 5 - Recycling day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# for those too lazy to press the StumbleUpon button
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# TITS or TITS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# BBC cuts -
how many more presenters must die?
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahah
several
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# This

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# le tits
is what he seems to be saying to me /accomplished lip-reader
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# George Lamb at the very least....
he's still alive apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Scientists have many other claims, they just need a shit load more money to make them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# If you are having difficulty viewing this newsletter, view it online here: http://tiny.cc/BY2YP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Why did I go to the effort of copying and pasting that URL in a new browser window
when I knew full well what it would be! :)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# This.

ps: you cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# best of all the shortened URLs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# International Wanking Accident Awareness Week?
Many more like this and we'll have to do a run down at the BAFTAs of those that have shuffled off this mortal coil, stiff a a board with a dressing gown cord around thier necks.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Sexy as pantless crotchies.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# RESIDING IN YOUR INBOX LIKE A NON-DOM PEER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Bangin' like a dunny door in a storm mate!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# It's official - everyone has now seen a wanking guy on ChatRoulette
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Y'know, I've now spent a few hours on CR and I haven't seen a single penis.
Are they all hiding from me or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# hang on - let me get my webcam fired up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I WAS that guy
and you lingered there far longer than was strictly neccesary
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# It's like the Big Issue but without the faint smell of wet biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Gov't announces newsletter scrappage scheme
Trade in your 10+year old newsletter and get a brand spanking new one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# YOU ARE NOW THINKING ABOUT GORDON BROWN'S PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)