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# newsletter subject line jokes
Oi! B3tans, stop playing with your cunny
your job is to write us a funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# PUT YOUR COCK AWAY / SHOW US YOUR TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# read it
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Naomi Campbell kidnapped in Pakistan....so fucking what?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Terminator 5 - Recycling day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# for those too lazy to press the StumbleUpon button
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# TITS or TITS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# BBC cuts -
how many more presenters must die?
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahah
several
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# This

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# le tits
is what he seems to be saying to me /accomplished lip-reader
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# George Lamb at the very least....
he's still alive apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Scientists have many other claims, they just need a shit load more money to make them up.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# If you are having difficulty viewing this newsletter, view it online here: http://tiny.cc/BY2YP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Why did I go to the effort of copying and pasting that URL in a new browser window
when I knew full well what it would be! :)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# This.

ps: you cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# best of all the shortened URLs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# International Wanking Accident Awareness Week?
Many more like this and we'll have to do a run down at the BAFTAs of those that have shuffled off this mortal coil, stiff a a board with a dressing gown cord around thier necks.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Sexy as pantless crotchies.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# RESIDING IN YOUR INBOX LIKE A NON-DOM PEER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Bangin' like a dunny door in a storm mate!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# It's official - everyone has now seen a wanking guy on ChatRoulette
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Y'know, I've now spent a few hours on CR and I haven't seen a single penis.
Are they all hiding from me or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# hang on - let me get my webcam fired up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I WAS that guy
and you lingered there far longer than was strictly neccesary
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# It's like the Big Issue but without the faint smell of wet biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Gov't announces newsletter scrappage scheme
Trade in your 10+year old newsletter and get a brand spanking new one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# YOU ARE NOW THINKING ABOUT GORDON BROWN'S PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)