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but i just can't hack pikeys and chav kids with their fucking huge boxes of popcorn, even though they don't eat any of it but just buy it COZ DA TV SED 2!
3 months tiem+Blu-ray+home cinema -pikey kids = win
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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3 months tiem+Blu-ray+home cinema -pikey kids = win
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people who complain about the cinema really get on my goat.
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I didn't go to the cinema ONCE last year, for the first time in nearly 30 years.
I LOVE the cinema, but I hate it that everytime I've gone in the last few years it's always ruined by selfish cunts who think it's their right to act like twats
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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I LOVE the cinema, but I hate it that everytime I've gone in the last few years it's always ruined by selfish cunts who think it's their right to act like twats
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/always acting like twats
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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And I generally go to the cinema about once a week.
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:14,
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or you only watch films with subtitles
(which doesn't work either... Crouching Tiger, two minutes in, I hear "Oh, for fucks sake it's got fucking subtitles!".
Ten minutes in "Oh, this chink talk is doing my fucking nut in", and so on)
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(which doesn't work either... Crouching Tiger, two minutes in, I hear "Oh, for fucks sake it's got fucking subtitles!".
Ten minutes in "Oh, this chink talk is doing my fucking nut in", and so on)
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and I was the only one there - watching it on your own is massively freaky
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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we have the showroom, the countries biggest independent cinema, completely twat free.
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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none taken.
But the nearest cinemas to me are REALLY pikey. Great facilitates, really nice cinemas, clean etc but oh GOD THE CHAVS!
I realise i'm being really snobby but well, i'm being snobby
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But the nearest cinemas to me are REALLY pikey. Great facilitates, really nice cinemas, clean etc but oh GOD THE CHAVS!
I realise i'm being really snobby but well, i'm being snobby
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They keep using MY facilities.
MY cinema, MY restaurant, MY 'bus, MY tube.
When I went to see LOTR I, at the climax, as the camera closed in on his face and he realised What It Was He Had To Do, some bloody chav at the front's 'phone went off.
"'Ello? What? Nah - jus' watchin' some film, innit. Dunno - 'bout wizards an' shit, innit. What are you doin' tonight?"
!!!!!!!!
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09,
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MY cinema, MY restaurant, MY 'bus, MY tube.
When I went to see LOTR I, at the climax, as the camera closed in on his face and he realised What It Was He Had To Do, some bloody chav at the front's 'phone went off.
"'Ello? What? Nah - jus' watchin' some film, innit. Dunno - 'bout wizards an' shit, innit. What are you doin' tonight?"
!!!!!!!!
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the one ended phone conversation I heard was along the lines of 'yeah, we're watching it now, bit boring. When is he a ghost?'
the film?
The Sixth Sense.
cheers, you c*nts
In other news, I watched 'Harry Brown' last night, Michael Caine's best performance in YEARS
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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the film?
The Sixth Sense.
cheers, you c*nts
In other news, I watched 'Harry Brown' last night, Michael Caine's best performance in YEARS
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See - when I'm the Grand High Poohbah, Benign Dictator Of Earh And All That Is Glorious, I'll adjust the statute laws to make murder legal in such a circumstance.
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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and my text alert tone is Chewbacca. So it was hilarious.
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I shouted out 'GAY!'
Everyone laughed.
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Everyone laughed.
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There's nothing like a well-timed comment shouted out to make the whole cinema experience unforgettable.
20 GOTO 10.
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Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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20 GOTO 10.
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Either do it at every film, or don't do it at all.
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