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# must have
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Ha!
Also, Happy Kick Snakes in the Cunt Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:31, archived)
# to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Ah Begorah ya great eejit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)
# Airse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)
# KNICKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)
# FEK!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)
# A PAIR O' FECKIN' WOMEN'S KNICKERS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:43, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)
# WHAT, PRIESTS? DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN' ISLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS


/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)
#
failblog.org/2009/10/15/protest-fail-3/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Hmmmm!
I have a strange feeling I may have met that man! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)
# He's an epic fail
it says so on the blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Yeah, I seem to remember he was a bit ;)
Did you put that up then or was it someone random?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# total random
there were about 1000 pictures taken of me that day, coulda been anyone
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# it's Roman Polanski!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# *fiddles*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Happy Guinness Promotion Day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)
# ^ this
they're as bad as fucking Hallmark
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Go wear a silly hat and make a dick of yourself and probably end up in hospital
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Nah, I'm ok thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)
# it's Guinness Hat day
my local will be full of people in Chelsea shirts saying "you fackin' muppet", honouring the memory of St Patrick by showing their cocks to Muslims

I don't live anywhere near Chelsea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)
# So basically, just like Ireland every day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9964628
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)
# It's ok though,
because Irish people aren't actually real.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# as they are all leprechauns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Exactly!
I can vouch for this as my mother is in fact "Irish" and is only about 3 foot tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:49, archived)
# my mother is irish
tho not small she IS an alcoholic.

Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Jesus Freddy!
It ain't Paddy Mother Top Trumps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Silly sushi, it's all a myth.
Snakes aren't real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)
# tell that to Samuel L Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)
# He's not real either.
He's a clever combination of animatronics and potted shrimp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)
# I am not racist
I hate everyone equally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)
# That doesn't mean you're not racist!
It just means that you are racist to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Merry Racistmas everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# ^actually out loud laughing
potted shrimp pfffftt :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)
# Tell that to Psycho Mantis!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Psycho Mantis
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)
# *hands sushi the point of the joke*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Oh fuck!
Damn my lack of intimating jokes about Talking Head lyrics :( My apologies Monsieur Spectre.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Fa fa fa faaaa fa fa fa fa faaaa faaa faaa
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Practicle? O.o
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)
# It's what they have so far discovered at the LHC.
It is a practical particle, or practicle if you will!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)
# hahahahaha, you know, like almost a testicle
its early :D

*but not too early to fix ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Stealth Toast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)
# it's a bit of a testicle.
EDIT: damn. Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)
# like peparami
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I think you'll find that's a GM testicle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
spakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhand

'ningles mate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)
# pakhands!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# lacist!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# khandspa!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# ning chap
full of guinness yet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Nope.
I don't see why I should celebrate St. Result of Intensive Guinness Advertising Strategy Day when I would be considered racist to celebrate the national day of my own country:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Jingoistic agreement
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)
# The one that amazes me is we, in England, don't get a day off for our sovereign's birthday
but the Australians do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)
# I was just moaning about this to an Ozzie yesterday
grrrr


*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)
# But how much of a day off can
you really have in prison?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# That's such a cliché!
HOw can they all be in prison when some work in bars in London?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# behind bars?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# good point:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# ^
plus Guinness is horrible

I might have a lager later
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)
# I'm gonna kick a Frenchman to
celebrate St Georges Day. Then I am gonna go to a football match and throw a chair at an old lady! YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:43, archived)
# these saints are confusing
St George was actually a greek cypriot.....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Yeah,
but unlike St Patrick, who ridded Ireland of non-existant snakes, at least St George killed a bona fide Dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)
#
Dragoncrocodile
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
#
crocodile goose in fancy dress
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)
#
crocodile / goose in fancy dress baker in a gown
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
#
crocodile / goose in fancy dress baker in a gown toddler in a panda costume
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# andspakh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Great Toast as usual!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:55, archived)
# "I want to hold your haaaaand...no - not that one"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)