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# What could be wrong with our child, David? We're the beautiful people, aren't we?
David? We're the beautiful people aren't we?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
He's got the Blair handbook and he's playing it step by devious step
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ^ this. Hard.
I mean I know pregnancy is not an exact science, but family planning for electoral advantage?

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(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I can't see it as an advantage.
Downing street is no place to bring up a young'un. There's nowhere to play for example.

Also are sleepless nights really what we want for our Prime Minister?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# proves he's not gay
no one would vote for a gay
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Have you never heard of Big Brother?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# there's a
Dowling/Darling gag here somwhere
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You say that.
I'd say that.
Others - probably including Mrs H, might say "awwwwwwwitssocutealittlebabyawwww! It really humanises him so I'm going to vote for him awwwblesshislittlecottonsocks"
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# would it be possible
for you to injure her in some way, so she won't vote?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# While I appreciate the political sentiments of this suggestion, I fear I must take issue with the proposed mothodology...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# fair nuff :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# maybe he was using the election for his sexual advantage
so thet he could sex up samcam everyday on the premis that a baby would be good for the election.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# And that's another one as well.
Samcam? Samcam?

Has the nation suddenly become unable to deal with and kind of name of more than 2 syllables?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I thought SamCam was the name of their YouTube channel.
I was getting my popcorn ready for the birth...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# ^ THIS
I am so fucking fed up with tabloid abbreviations of people's names, it's so retarded

I must stop reading the Metro one of these days..
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# i've searched the internet
and not found her samcam site.

i was hoping to see some ministerial wifes gash.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Wierdly, she doesn't have a gash
she was born without any genitalia, rather she has a smooth plasticky area like a barbie. They stole their other children from a poor house, although David did lob a couple of fifties in the door as he RahRahed his way out.

This new "pregnancy" is indeed an election ploy and SamCam intends to stuff increasing numbers of throw cushions up her jumper.

Take that ThoSo!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
i can always rely on you WoBo.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Here's a pic from Leaders' Wives around the time of the last election
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *dies a little*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# my word!
*drops monocle*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# :)
Vote for the ConSpermatives!
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# none of those holes has hair round it
lolclick @ the pic
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# LOLWTF?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# wot?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# huh?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Dirty boy.
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
also - SamCam - would. Well maybe not now, but recently
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# really?
she looks like pob.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# bwahahaha
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# One out One in
AS THEY SAY.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# This is brilliant
Cameron's look is enough though
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I think it was conceived after this conference...
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
he certianly was ready for it.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# He's trying to rip off dangerous socialist Obama again
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Three arms?
And lady fingers?

(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# hahahah!
*click*
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# argh....they oughta sterilize him
:D
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)