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# Life Advice Card: 23

(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# If only this advice card had been published 20 minutes ago...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# In my head I see you sat at a rustic kitchen table
staring wistfully at your nipples now in a chipped china bowl in front of you...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Two dark stains working their way down the front of my shirt and a border collie curled up in front of the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Aye ,this simple country scene is played out in countless
cottages up and down the land.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Real log fire mind, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# sun light streaming through the window
onto said nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# And through a crack in the door, The sound of the village simpleton
being roughly abused by the gamekeeper from the big house
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# However...
pulling someone elses, does help.

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# this ^^
BTW not worth its own thread but I saw this pic in the Mail on line and thought of Rob's song :-)

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Rob's song?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
#

www.b3ta.com/links/Magenta_cocks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Please produce a range of these, photo copy them
and start slipping them between the produce on the shelves of your local quick save.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# How about piercing them?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Wait a minute...
Does pulling off my nipples not help or does stopping with pulling off my nipples not help?

Advice plz kthnkxbai
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Oh FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Found some more memequake material
you don't mind me posting this here, do you?













etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# arf...a fine collection right there
smugalicious FTW:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Granted, they are all rather old
but it's nice to have the excuse of a compo to dust them off again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Indeed








(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# So I think what you're saying is
keep pulling off your nipples, it will help.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)