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# HOT PISS
repost time.




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and bedtime, now that the cunts of b3ta past have arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Fuck off Zoot
you love it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# not you, you fucktard.
you are not that sort of cunt and you know it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
# HOT PISS
where have you been lurking?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# around.
had some real life shit to mop up. b3ta was trés boring. Just drifted off. Seems my detractors can't let it go though. Never mind.

meanwhile:-
quote from the Times :)

At last some good news for us grumpy old men: we're not grumpy. It's official! A study by scientists in America has shown that older people have a more positive outlook than younger people. "Older people have learnt to be less affected by negative information to maintain their emotional state," says a researcher at Duke University in North Carolina.
When men or women of a certain age complain about some aspect of modern life - for example the decline in manners or publuc service - it's assumed that we do it only because we're just old and grumpy, when in fact we may be absolutely right.
This is a great day for grumpykind.

Yeah. I knew that already ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# I'm grumpy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:34, archived)
# how can you tell when you've got them all on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# not all of them
only the ones who are just plain abusive get on the list.

but it's nearly 3am. So it stands to reason that the aussies have arrived and that accounts for 99% of the cunts here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Hey! Im not abusive you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:46, archived)
# I know.
you are not Australian enough.

I know, here's a job for you. Do a woman;'s job and be a librarian in a shithole on the other side of the world. That must be satisfying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# if you pay for my flights, I'll do it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# fuck me.
if you want to live on an island with no culture and a massive drug problem you can be in the Isle of Man in and hour or two ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# I JUST WANT A DAMN JOB
I HAVE RENT TO PAY AND STUFF D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:00, archived)
# how can you not get a job?
Why not find a firm that does stewards for events. You get to see a few concerts a week and a football match every Saturday. Did some of that myself many moons ago in Manchester ( but for the concerts and freebies more than anything. Although there was a certain satisfaction throwing idiots back in their seats at the Nynex Arena )
There are plenty of jobs you can do. No need to start as partner in a firm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# and by "bedtime" you meant "sit up talking more drunken shite"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)
# That's certainly why I'm here!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 4:35, archived)
# I've been applying for shit
Like shit loads of just shitty jobs, but nothing yet.
It's a right pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Where do you live again?
(general geographical location )
My friend owns a national agency in the construction and related trade industry. If you are not a total invalid I might get you a name and number for a local office.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Im in Brum at the moment
All trade jobs, even labourer require some gay CCS card or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)
# you can get a CCS card in no time
and for no money. It's a good idea to have one actually. Go into the job centre or CAB and tell them you want a CSCS so that you can do general site labour. Do it man. Even if I were still trading and had a job for you, you'd still have to have that now or I could not pay you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)
# What is it? Just constuction safety basically?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:23, archived)
# construction skills certification scheme.
It's meant to be about safety and competence but it's actually a government scheme to stop people getting paid in the hand.

www.cscs.uk.com/RunScript.asp?p=ASP\Pg0.asp

it's worth having and if you need skills and certificates ( there are many, even using a ladder needs certification now ) just get into the job centre and make them work for you finding placement on courses. That's their fucking job after all.

edit:// you know the score, asp links don't work, copy paste the link for the site.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Cool, ta, I'll have a look into it, maybe on wednesday,
I've gotta go to the benefit office tomorrow and the bank to see if they'll extend my overdraft so my rent can come out.
Wish me luck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)
# good luck.
But you are at the benefit office. Ask to see someone and tell them you want to go on courses and get a cscs card, at my expense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# It's just the night shift. It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Hey! I'm not Australian, you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)
# are you one of the 1% then
or just a New Zealander? ( which is twice as bad )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Come on...
It'll be Canadian next.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# I like Canucks.
I have to. half my family are in Sarnia, London and Toronto.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)
# :-P
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:05, archived)
# I'm not Australian, just drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:27, archived)
# give it up, you'll never be any good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Oh, when did he come back? :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)