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# This is what my Lidl alarm clock told me this morning :·(
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# it told the time?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Time to die
Tis a bladerunner clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# This.
It told you "Wake up! Time to die!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Was it 10.31 when it told you this?
/autodaylightsavingupdateblog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Radio-controlled
Get time from sattelites, so it sets itself to the right date and time automatically.
Very handy, just a bit strange that every tuesday is 'die'-day.

I guess the days are in German. Wednesday is 'mit' and Thursday is 'don'.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Haha!
Tidy piece of kit eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
#
Get time from sattelites a dirty great transmitter in Cumbria, so it sets itself to the right date and time automatically.
(I helped save b3ta! crispy duck, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Blade Runner?
*hits snooze button*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# a black LED alarm clock
that you can't see at night without pressing the light button. Useful.

I have a lovely red LED with extra big numbers so I don't have to squint to realise that I still haven't been able to get to sleep despite it being 04:30 AND THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING GET UP IN 2 HOURS TO DRIVE 80 MILES TO WORK

*prozacs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# the light from the clock is probably keeping you awake
you should get an black LCD one instead
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# or a cockerel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I have considered this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# this could be the answer
I put blackout blinds in our bedroom. Now at night the entire room is lit up by LED's and other standby lights and smoke alarms etc all bouncing around off the chrome fittings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Chrome fittings?
Do you sleep in your car?
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm sort of a clock addict.
A quick count shows five clocks in my room, plus my watch, mobile phone and computer.

Ooh, I haven't changed two of the clocks yet.

Edit: one of the clocks is a mirror, the display behind it lights up when you clap your hand or touch it. Also, my BlackBerry shows a nice clock when I put it in the charging cradle next to my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# OCD?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# No, I'm a gadget addict.
With too much money.

I currently have: 42" HD TV, Over-the-top computer with 24" HD Touchscreen, tons of MP3-players, flash-drives and battery chargers, two notebooks, a laser pinter, a inkjet printer that prints on cd's, a PS3, a Dymo LabelWriter, a beamer, a picobeamer, an HD videocamera, four mobile phones (I only use one), four pc-remotes, and so on. EDIT: I forgot my portable dvd-player and my decibel meter.

Too bad I can't buy a girlfriend :'-(
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# with that lot you could probably build a girlfriend
Weird Science style!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hahah
what the hell is a picobeamer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# My bad: 'picoprojector'
It's a miniature beamer. Like this, but mine's just a little box, instead of a phone.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# If you've that much spare cash
I'm sure you could buy a girlfriend if you really wanted one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Sure, I could hire some female company for a couple of hours.
But, that's not really what I'm looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Well, I have a nice big green led display, so NER.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I'm going to get a grandfather cuckoo clock and spray it luminescent pink
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# *Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I might also rig it to an old school style fire alarm bell
that should wake me* up

*the entire fucking neighbourhood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# *Breaks Glass*
Glass Wind
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Oh bugger. Is it Dienstag already?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha
True.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Hmm...
Would I rather die or face another L-plate Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
wake up!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)