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# It's not the things you do that tease & wound me bad..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# would've
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Did.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Got sloppy seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# I've seen her foo-foo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# That's nice
but don't call me foofoo again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# oh shut up, foo foo
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Got nuanced thirds.
With a side-serving of exaggerated cheekbones.

*EDIT* Well, at least she once smiled and said hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# And how..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
*spangs*

Also the best American tourist cock up in aaages, 'Are there any good surfing beaches in London?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Did you say "Of course - get down to the Isle of Dogs - it's called that because it's the dogs."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# really? really honestly? fuck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# truely.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# did you say no, but if you get on that bus *there* and get off at the third stop
you'll be in Cornwall and they have a really nice beach.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# "Oh, you're from London? Do you know John? He lives in London"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# "Oh yeah, John! I know him. He says you're a twat"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I've actually had that on a plane before.
Except with Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Must have been the same guy I was talking to on a bus in NYC..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I hope you did what I did
and pretended that you did know them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# John? Sure. We were at school together. Great guy. Have you known him long?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# When you say long...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# *drops smoke bomb & vanishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I hope you said yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Click'd
Not as good as the Sugarbabes' version, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# *eyes widen*
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# *prepares devices*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# hahah! Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# hold on a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)