b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9987626 (Thread)

# it's almost Zombie Jesus day again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# YAY!
We can only hope to aspire to His example.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# hahaha never thought of it like that
in other news, this woman at work says she prays for me and my team (I.T.) which leaves me feeling uncomfortable, she told me this after i asked her if wearing the big foams hands you get from sports venues amplifies the praying signal to god
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I'm not really sure what the purpose of praying for somebody else is, anyway.
God would be all like "yeah I know, I'm on the case already man, you don't need to tell me stuff."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# or, as billy conolly once said, "oh him, he's always wanking"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Excellent! I knew there was a practical application for those
*patents praise-hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Prraaaiisssee....
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# he is risen!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Ace!
*hides again*
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Is there going to be a brief and unnoficial 'design a "Happy Zombie Jesus Day" card compo'
something along the lines of...
Design an interior and exterior of a "Happy Zombie Jesus Day" card (A4 at 300dpi -- 2480x3508px) all on one side so that when you print it out and fold it into 4, it has all of the bits in the right places like so...
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I'm safe................I ain't got any brains:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Oh shit
He's been on the vinegar again...
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)