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[challenge entry] I dund compo end tree!!

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(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# *attacks ferociously with a spanging pan*
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# mmm, Antibacterial
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# It's antifronterial too!
THey're a bugger to keep still while you start up the cement roller though!
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I wonder how much cling-film these folks needed to use
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Did they kick up a stink?
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# of corpse they did
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# that's painful punnage.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Did someone say spag?


Can you see why this hasn't got its own thread?
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Bloody hell.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ouch.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# you could have done this in sepia for added spanginess
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# needs more fish and chips
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I can see why this image has been made illegal in all countries that signed up to the 1953 international treaty against puns of mass destruction.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# You must not have been feline well when you thought of this.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# It certainly gave me paws for thought
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# You?!
That's impussible!
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Naaa
It was really easy. I got a kit.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG
TJ: Hey fans, listen up: it's my nephew's 8th birthday this week, and he likes shouty, crackers music (Dropkick Murphys version of "Shipping Up To Boston" is a current fave). I want to get him Linkin Park, but don't want anything with swears in - do Linkin Park have swears in their songs? If so, can anyone recommend similar but non-sweary? And no I am not getting him fucking Busted. LP is as far as I go.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Have you concidered Kevin Bloody Wilson?
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahhaa
" ... an' Oi'm shittin' me pants as well ... "
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# '...stick that fucking phone. Up your fucking arse...'
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Thanta Clauth you fucking cunt
where'th me fucking bike
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# First album doesn't, second maybe not, third does.
*Embarrassed*
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# *see reply below*
...what? I like them...

*more embarrassed*
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# He'd love Clawfinger
That's quite shouty.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Linkin Park have no swears on their first two albums - Hybrid Theory and Meteora
and I took my copy of Reanimation back to the shop because it had a couple of edited out swears - I asked for the grown-ups version, only to be told there wasn't one. Dunno about anything post-Meteora though.

[edit] Now I think about it, the more rap-heavy Reanimation contains a "piss" and a "dump" as well as the couple of edited out "shit"s.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I like the first album a lot.
*More embarrasseded*
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Got the guitar out the other day
and realised "Pushing Me Away" and "Numb" are essentially the same song with slightly different lyrics...they must have a formula for "last song on the album" or something
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I haven't listened to them in a while.
I have been listening to Children of Bodom and Lamb of God amongst others for a while now.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I've regressed to listening through the Carter USM back catalogue
that and Muse :/
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Well, with Carter, it's anytime, anyplace, anywhere, - it's a wonderful world you can share!
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I also recommend Kevin Wilson, a fine singer song writer.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I think they put stickers on the sweary cds now
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Parental advisory, may want to make your kid cut themself.
Needs this on some albums too.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Like
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# That's unjustified.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
#


(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# No idea, as I don't listen to Linking Pork
But their lyrics are listed:

www.azlyrics.com/l/linkinpark.html

hmmm. some sort of perl script to spider all the lyrics pages and search for swears seems in order...
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I do eat their sausages though.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# The Saturdays
he might not like the music but he'll be very interested in the band pics I'm sure
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Wood.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# did you see Frankie on the shit-prog The Door on ITV on Saturday night
best close-up of an arse while bent over in tight-fitting trousers ever. and I mean ever. Outstanding.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# why is there not a link that says "Please make a picture of this appear immediately"
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# not The Door but
www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/806085-the-saturdays-frankies-cheeky-bum-flash FTSFATM

edit The Door!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiaFH0PwHRM&feature=related WARNING: Might contain swears. Definitely contains Gaffney
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I say!
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# That's far too sexeh for a Tuesday morning.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# hmmm
FTSFATM
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# timecode please
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# various
I did skip through but it keep jumping about and I'm getting inundated at work.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# WARNING
UNCENSORED GAFFNEY
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# ooh - is he sweary without the bleeps?
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# no, he's just on the screen
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# he was described as an actor
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Indeed this. Why did so many strive for so long to make technological marvels if not for such a thing?
Some kind of google image search bot, perhaps.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM

(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *spang!*
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)