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# Yay! *votes* :D
good nings to all.

Thank fuck it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
# yay it's Friday!
boo - I have to go to the dentist!
yay - it's just a checkup!
yay - I have a very pretty Indian lady dentist

yays:3,boos:1

yays win!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Is your appointment at 2.30?
geddit....?


'Nings!
apols for lameness, still in bed with a nice cuppa tea.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# why did the pig's tail get out of bed?
cos it was twirly

actually its 11:30 which isn't funny at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# what happens if you mix up your viagra and laxatives?
it makes you crap in bed....

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# but I'm already....
oh - I get it


An old man went to the doctor and asked for some Viagra. The doc asked "Are you sure? You are nearly 80 years old"

"oh yes" said the man, "I've managed to get myself a date tonight with a hot young girl and I don't want to disappoint her"

Not believing a word of it, the doc wrote him out a prescription just to keep him quiet and sent him on his way.

The next day the old man is back at the surgery. The doctor joked "Oh hello - I expect you want something for your back after last night?"

"No" said the man - "It's my elbow - she didn't turn up"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# And you get hard stools
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

a vote for germ is a vote for more sick leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I might or might not vote for this candidate - it's amoeba, nothing definite
Of course, it might lead to industrial action and the boss would virus all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I'd vote germ if he wasn't so cocci.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# But he's a strepping young fella
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# very cultured
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# And an infectious laugh
And somehow avoided Damian McBride's sneezegate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Only one thing would make it better
ample boobage on the dentist
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# boo: although it's just a checkup it'll still cost a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)