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# ... its not a shop. Looks like the Sun's photoshop expert is off sick today.
(iamgoingtohell, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# hmm
needs more mushroom cloud.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262668/Olympic-Armageddon-Top-thriller-writer-imagines-terrorist-attack-London-2012-Games.html
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# It's so realistic haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I bet it would look EXACTLY like that
Except for the fact that dirty bombs don't explode like that. They disperse radioactive material via conventional explosion.
Not even "proper" nukes would explode like that - at that stage in the detonation that stadium and everything around it would have been sucked up and pretty much vaporised.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Also, proper nukes don't pass through both the front and the back of objects : )
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Well, they sort of do
in a "vapourise everything in the way" kind of way :)
I just tried reading that excerpt. It's not very good. It's far too concerned about the medical effects - one of the main purposes of a dirty bomb is that it spreads panic and terror since nobody can see the invisible radioactive death in the air.
Besides, Strontium-90 is cool. It could create a mutant race of Johnny Alphas.
And could a helicopter-mounted sensor really pick up gamma rays? I'd have thought little things like inverse square laws, shielding and other sources would kinda render it useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# This is a silly nuke
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# indeed. Stop all this silliness, right now!
farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3196806411_7cf4a1e13b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# You doubt the word of The Mail?
how very dare you! ;)

This is a precise reconstruction of how a Gay would Explode when allowed to freely mince in a public arena!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# i'd at least expect the grass to go a bit brown
that actually seems to be doing it some good.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Fleas from Al-Qaeda have set off a dirty bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooo!
so many tiny tiny lives :'(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# oh the humanity!
*fleas*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Wow why haven't I seen this on the news yet :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha God bless the Daily Wail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahaha, "send a dirty bomb up the Thames"
best new euphemism award 2010
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# :D
or D:

either or.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Burns more than a whale up the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Imagine:
this is how it would look if a retard used photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# The Sun has a Photoshop Expert?
Well I suppose they have to use some program to enhance the boobs on page3
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# And airbrush out the cooties
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# i wanna learn to do realisitic photoshop stuff like this
www.okcupid.com/profile/tnbrowneyedgirl/pictures
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# First, get some Strontium-90...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# haha you would never have realised it had been 'shopped
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# lol wtf
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha, amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# haha
fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell yes, all online dating pics should be shopped by whoever did that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)